A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.
The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"
2007-11-15 21:40:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg this is the funniest joke ive herd haha, im gna tell evry 1 lol :)
2007-11-15 21:46:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, I forgot. My hubby had to Remind me. I guess we have this role reversal thing going on. He loves flowers and I get a 4' level for mother's day, wait...maybe that was valentines day.
2016-05-23 09:19:40 · answer #2 · answered by cathy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 22:26:37 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololololololol
way 2 funny
2007-11-15 21:57:21 · answer #4 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny.I have read it before but thanx for reminding me.I did my 20 year sentence ,already out ,for good behavior.I enjoy the parole.....never going back inside lol
2007-11-15 22:05:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
worth a star
2007-11-15 22:54:35 · answer #6 · answered by frostbite2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
that was sooo funny
my eyes are watering coz im laughing so hard
2007-11-15 21:53:37 · answer #7 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jail anniversarry!! Lmao =P funny
2007-11-15 22:02:08 · answer #8 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2007-11-15 22:12:21 · answer #9 · answered by smokeyjoe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - My man still has another 13 years to go... hehe
2007-11-15 22:29:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋