Entertainment & Music - 14 November 2007

You have tickets to the following concerts but all are on the same day at the same time, which do you go to?

AFI
Metallica
Michael Jackson

2007-11-14 05:14:04 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 05:13:31 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

No offense but I have seen the answers you have given in the past and you are not too informative.

2007-11-14 05:12:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

The World's Greatest Cowboy was captured by some Indians, who told him they would burn him at the stake at dawn, but because he was the World's Greatest Cowboy, they would give him a last request.

The World's Greatest Cowboy said, "Let me talk to my horse."

So he whispers in the horse's ear, the horse runs off, and returns in an hour with a beautiful redhead. He takes her into a teepee and makes love to her for a couple of hours. Finally she staggers out, gets on the horse, and rides away. An hour later the horse returns.

The Indian chief says, "Now we know why you are called the World's Greatest Cowboy! That was a good horse trick, and we are good horsemen ourselves. We will give you another last request."

The World's Greatest Cowboy asked to speak to the horse again.

The horse runs off, and returns in an hour with a naked, beautiful, to die for, knock you off your feet blonde. The World's Greatest Cowboy takes her into the teepee and after three hours, she staggers out and has to be helped onto the horse, which carries her away and returns in an hour.

The chief says, "The tribe is impressed, not only by your horse, but by your stamina and ability! Now we are certain why you are called the World's Greatest Cowboy, and are a great and honored enemy. We honor you, and we must still kill you at dawn, but we will still give you one more last request."

The World's Greatest Cowboy walks up to the horse, grabs it by the head, and giving it a shake, says, "Posse! I said go and get me a POSSE!"

2007-11-14 05:12:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

....
suspence

2007-11-14 05:12:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

UB40 or The Replacements?

2007-11-14 05:11:28 · 19 answers · asked by Mark S 4 in Polls & Surveys

This is sooooo spot-on its hilarious. Check it out and leave your comments, please! Oh, and GO BUCKS!!!

You might be from Ohio (pronounced O-hi-uh), if:

You think all Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange!
You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter
and construction.
You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.
You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for
candied ones.
You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths.
You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine,
Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta and you know which letter is doubled in Cincinnati .
"Vacation!" means spending a day at Cedar Point in the summer and deer hunting in the fall.
Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
Your school classes were canceled because of heat.

2007-11-14 05:10:35 · 12 answers · asked by Linz VT•AM 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 05:10:28 · 14 answers · asked by Dovey 7 in Polls & Surveys

I am an asst property manager and I have to check and review credit reports on a daily basis and it just amazes me how bad some people let their credit get.

2007-11-14 05:10:09 · 25 answers · asked by ♥Erica♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 05:10:02 · 7 answers · asked by Cheeky 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 05:09:39 · 71 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Polls & Surveys

I made a 2110 and took it once.

2007-11-14 05:09:30 · 2 answers · asked by I think I'm Dumb ~Amy~ 7 in Polls & Surveys

G rated
PG-13
R
X
XXX

or

NR

2007-11-14 05:09:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Pam, a beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says:

'Oral Sex' Frogs
Only $20 each!
Money Back Guarantee!
(Comes with complete instructions)
Pam excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to Ralph, the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."

Ralph, packaging up the frog, says, "Just follow the instructions carefully."

Pam nods, "Okay," grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, Pam takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:

Take a shower
Splash on some nice smelling perfume
Slip into a very sexy nighty
Crawl into bed, spread your legs and put the frog down 'there'
She then quickly gets into bed, puts the frog between her legs and, to her surprise, nothing happens! Pam is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper.
It says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."

So Pam calls and Ralph, the man from behind the counter, answers, "I had some complaints earlier this week. I'll be right over."

Within five minutes, Ralph is ringing her doorbell. Pam welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there."

Ralph, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says, "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

2007-11-14 05:09:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-14 05:08:38 · 81 answers · asked by Fr3dinbed 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 05:07:56 · 44 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 05:07:21 · 23 answers · asked by Deleted 3 in Polls & Surveys

???

2007-11-14 05:07:10 · 21 answers · asked by tsumetaitenshi 2 in Polls & Surveys

I want to put up my Christmas tree! Hubby says it's too early!
I say it's not! He's not here and he will be out for a while! Should I go ahead and put it up while he's gone..lol...he's not the type to get mad...lol...But I am ready for it be up...plus it gives me somethig to do! Do u think I should put it up?

2007-11-14 05:06:57 · 19 answers · asked by woohooo 4 in Polls & Surveys

A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had more than one complaint.

"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there anything you can do for me?"

The doctor replies, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.

The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. "Witch, my penis is 25 inches long and I need help. Can anything be done to help me? You are my only hope."

The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, "I think I may be able to help you with your problem. Do this. Go deep into the forest. You will find a pond. In this pond, you will find a frog sitting on a log. This frog has magic. You say to frog, will you marry me? When the frog says no, you will find five inches less to your problem."

The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?"

The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO."

The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 5 inches shorter. "WOW," he screamed out loud, "this is great!" But it was still too long at 20 inches, so he decided to ask the frog to marry him again.

"Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted.

The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!"

The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 5 inches shorter. The man laughed, "This is fantastic." He looked down at his penis again, 15 inches long, and reflected for a moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal. Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog will you marry me?"

The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head, "How many times do I have to tell you? NO, NO, NO!!!"

2007-11-14 05:06:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-14 05:06:20 · 27 answers · asked by New York Chic 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 05:06:15 · 31 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 05:05:57 · 8 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

would u cheer me up?

2007-11-14 05:04:39 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you could bring any dead celeb back to life, which one would it be?

2007-11-14 05:03:54 · 16 answers · asked by Scary Girl 6 in Polls & Surveys

I can't stand it. I am a bundle of nerves before I go and put it off as long as possible. The only good part is the free toothbrush!

2007-11-14 05:03:48 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Some advice or tips that you've used would be wonderful. How often should I take her out, talk to her teachers, and help her with her homeworks (so that she can make and keep an honor roll)? I really dislike sharing my time with anyone, but I want my niece to be happy and healthy. I don't let her use the internet at my place anymore whenever I don't see her on it because she abused it by using it to chat with her bf (which she wasn't allowed to have one) and cussed her parents on there.

I don't think she's a bad kid, but I feel like I've neglected her. And I'm afraid that she'll turn into a bad kid. At the same time, I just want to do nothing during my spare time and not have to worry about anything. I use to spend more time with her when i worked less.

2007-11-14 05:03:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 05:02:47 · 49 answers · asked by Deleted 3 in Polls & Surveys

What grade are you in and why are you home from school? I'm a freshman and I had a half day of school today and I'm soo bored. Why are you home from school today? :) ♥

2007-11-14 05:02:29 · 18 answers · asked by iheart_you_too2 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 05:02:04 · 46 answers · asked by Sabine 6 in Polls & Surveys