Entertainment & Music - 14 November 2007

2007-11-14 04:24:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Relationship wise, I mean.

2007-11-14 04:23:52 · 23 answers · asked by Wren 4 in Polls & Surveys

If so, did you get it back? Do you have a tracking system like Lojack or Forcetracker or a good alarm system?

2007-11-14 04:23:42 · 18 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 04:23:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

>1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would
have seen it.
>2. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana,
press the hash key..."
>3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Cling film for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
>4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
>5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."
>6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
>7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".
>8. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
>9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
>10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
>11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says, "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
>12. 'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home.' "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. ' Is it common? ' "Well ... It's not unusual."
>13. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" The vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed? " "No, because he's really heavy"
>14. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside." "How's that?" "Don't you start."
>15. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!
>16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
>17. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'
>18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my Mum or my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha- Chu! But I think its Colin.
>19. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The other one says "So are you, you fat dough boy!"
>20. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
>21. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."
>22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places." The doctor said, "Well don't go to those places anymore."
>23. Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continue into the night.

2007-11-14 04:23:12 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

haha.. well, just for fun :)

2007-11-14 04:22:51 · 39 answers · asked by You think you know me? 6 in Polls & Surveys

does any1 hav any good info about eminem (rapper) for my presentation

2007-11-14 04:22:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-11-14 04:22:20 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 04:21:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if he does will he send him to hell anyway

2007-11-14 04:21:09 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Out of her 5 albums. Mine are:
"Baby one more time": Crazy, Sometimes
"Oops...i did it agian": Stronger
"Britney": Cinderella
"In the Zone": I got that boom boom
"Blackout": Heaven on earth, piece of me, radar

2007-11-14 04:20:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Especially if this person is a member of the opposite sex

2007-11-14 04:20:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Denzel Washington Movies. (i will know if you cheated, so be careful)

2007-11-14 04:19:55 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-11-14 04:19:42 · 13 answers · asked by LOL 7 in Polls & Surveys

Because I don't crush mine... and I really don't appreciate the intolerance.

Slurp.

2007-11-14 04:19:07 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

its a band i think did a cover of billie jean.
is it them?

2007-11-14 04:19:06 · 2 answers · asked by Steven W Is A Fan Of Goldfinger. 5 in Rock and Pop

Is he racist? Do you think his son sold him out for money? Should his show be put back on the air? Opinions?

2007-11-14 04:18:59 · 14 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

lol - i really love this song, which is embarrassing as it's a Dentyne Ice gum commercial.........do you?
even my kids stop and start swinging their hips and wait for it................ ;)

2007-11-14 04:18:56 · 2 answers · asked by The French Connection 6 in Polls & Surveys

....did you ever trip and stutter ? You know, act kind of odd?

2007-11-14 04:18:42 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my fiancee, i have been with for 5 years, we have a 21 month old sn togther and i have a 9 yr old daughter...he went to jail for 30 days 3 months ago and quit smoking or so he says but everyday, he comes home smelling like smoke...he says its because he is around his smoking customers all day but my mother smoked and i did not smell like smoke...how can i really find out if he is smoking? my mother died very suddenly at age 64 yrs old...5 days before my 2nd son was born...she went in for a simple colon surgery and came out a vegetable because of her smoking ultimitally killed her..so i am totally againist being with someone who smokes

2007-11-14 04:18:16 · 41 answers · asked by ♥Sexy Mama of 2 cuties♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

1) Live with someone for the wrong reasons

or

2) Live alone for the right reasons?

Thanks!

2007-11-14 04:16:55 · 53 answers · asked by Abby O'Normal 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 04:16:54 · 39 answers · asked by Callumaniac 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 04:16:12 · 11 answers · asked by *Fletch* 5 in Polls & Surveys

If so, do you like Tim Gunn? Heidi? The show? Opinions?

2007-11-14 04:16:02 · 3 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

...that you've more or less given up on ?

2007-11-14 04:15:59 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Saying hello to all the P&Sers out there?

Salutations to all enjoying this beautiful day!!!!!!

2007-11-14 04:15:33 · 12 answers · asked by King of Biscuits 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 04:15:08 · 29 answers · asked by *Casey * 6 in Polls & Surveys

Relaxed fit? Baggy Fit? What is your favorite type of jean?

2007-11-14 04:15:05 · 6 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

and slept on my bed....

now i am wondering....

...why did i wake up under your bed this morning?

2007-11-14 04:14:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think it is awful, especially right before the holidays! Should the cosmetic surgeon face charges? He has a questionable past!

2007-11-14 04:13:56 · 6 answers · asked by cats 7 in Celebrities