The World's Greatest Cowboy was captured by some Indians, who told him they would burn him at the stake at dawn, but because he was the World's Greatest Cowboy, they would give him a last request.
The World's Greatest Cowboy said, "Let me talk to my horse."
So he whispers in the horse's ear, the horse runs off, and returns in an hour with a beautiful redhead. He takes her into a teepee and makes love to her for a couple of hours. Finally she staggers out, gets on the horse, and rides away. An hour later the horse returns.
The Indian chief says, "Now we know why you are called the World's Greatest Cowboy! That was a good horse trick, and we are good horsemen ourselves. We will give you another last request."
The World's Greatest Cowboy asked to speak to the horse again.
The horse runs off, and returns in an hour with a naked, beautiful, to die for, knock you off your feet blonde. The World's Greatest Cowboy takes her into the teepee and after three hours, she staggers out and has to be helped onto the horse, which carries her away and returns in an hour.
The chief says, "The tribe is impressed, not only by your horse, but by your stamina and ability! Now we are certain why you are called the World's Greatest Cowboy, and are a great and honored enemy. We honor you, and we must still kill you at dawn, but we will still give you one more last request."
The World's Greatest Cowboy walks up to the horse, grabs it by the head, and giving it a shake, says, "Posse! I said go and get me a POSSE!"
2007-11-14 05:12:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lolololol!!! funny ****, thanks for makin' my day that much brighter!!
2007-11-14 05:17:39 · answer #1 · answered by SoundgearAW100 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 13:05:38 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Milky Bar Kid
2016-04-04 00:52:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funniest Joke ever.
2007-11-14 05:17:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would like to have a horse like that!
2007-11-14 05:22:40 · answer #5 · answered by *Kimmie* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,10/10, very funny indeed,thank you.
2007-11-14 05:55:41 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dfgs this the jokes forum?
2007-11-14 05:26:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol nice one you rock
2007-11-15 09:21:57 · answer #8 · answered by GreenGasp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is a Posse?
2007-11-14 05:18:08 · answer #9 · answered by Avner Eliyahu R 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
OMG!!!! you made the idiot of the study hall now!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAOROLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha!! i couldn't even control my laughter this time!! haha!!!!
2007-11-14 05:53:10 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
is this the jokes forum? (now THAT's a question...)
2007-11-14 05:17:24 · answer #11 · answered by omnimog 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋