Entertainment & Music - 13 November 2007

My gran used to tell me a story about a woman who farted in public in the wedding and it was so loud that she committed suicide after that.
really sad.

2007-11-13 03:08:19 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

7 reasons not to mess with children.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet? "A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head o f the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

2007-11-13 03:07:32 · 16 answers · asked by Vanka 3 in Jokes & Riddles

but.......what is the one thing you dislike about yourself ????
myself... being too being too critical on myself

2007-11-13 03:07:29 · 17 answers · asked by rudeguest 6 in Polls & Surveys

I watch & listen from a distance. Preferably from behind a pole, but always with my eyebrows raised.

2007-11-13 03:06:53 · 19 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usualroute.
>As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the
>driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with
a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.
> >
> "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,"
the mailman comments.
> >
> > Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This
is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had
about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for New Year's
Cheer and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that
we started playing WHO AM I."
> >
> > The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"
> >
> > Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with
a sheet! covering us and only our "privates" showing through a hole in the
> > sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."
> >
> > The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."
> >
> > "Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds.
"Your name came up four or five times."

2007-11-13 03:06:34 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-13 03:06:08 · 30 answers · asked by jamoca 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 03:04:10 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm so in love with this show...my friend recommended it and i watched the whole first season on dvd before the second season started. i think i kinda liked the first season more just because this whole landry/tyra/dead guy thing makes me nervous. i also liked when lyla was slutty and not all religious lol but that's just me. and i miss julie and matt...they were so cute and then she went and messed it all up.
what are your thoughts??? any opinions abut the show are more than welcome! i only have one friend who watches the show too so i just wanna see what you all think.

2007-11-13 03:03:50 · 6 answers · asked by Amy 4 in Drama

The Simpsons
Season 15
Episode - Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Homer realizes that he hasn't gotten anything for his anniversary with Marge. He gets extremely drunk and finds himself ‘dancing' and 'singing' on the street where people, thinking he is homeless, start giving him money.

There are no words but he sings this in a tune:
Na na naa naa na, na na nanananana

What song is he "na-na-na-ing"? (=P)

2007-11-13 03:03:39 · 3 answers · asked by Abc 2 in Other - Television

2007-11-13 03:03:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 03:02:39 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 03:02:18 · 11 answers · asked by imahlah 6 in Polls & Surveys

some of them are pretty rude about Mr. Jackson, what if I was really him?

2007-11-13 03:01:13 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Something that I could compare to films such as The Maltese Falcon etc. Please no whodunnits, just detective thrillers thanks

2007-11-13 03:00:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-11-13 02:59:40 · 28 answers · asked by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

or hate your JOB ? I hate mine and want to quit real bad !

2007-11-13 02:59:00 · 22 answers · asked by IT'S JUST ME ! 7 in Polls & Surveys

I think he's gay, on the Family Jewels (w/ the dude from KISS gets a dildo super glued to his hand) Carrottop were a couple o' rainbow tee's and a black KISS shirt w/ KISS in rainbows, and he's buffed up A LOT!! ....so is he gay?

2007-11-13 02:58:47 · 5 answers · asked by jdav64 2 in Celebrities

The trailer at the beganing of Transformers when it was in theaters? Everyone was making a huge deal about it?

2007-11-13 02:58:40 · 2 answers · asked by sid3000 1 in Movies

what would be a reasonable selling price?

2007-11-13 02:56:58 · 9 answers · asked by Seeker™ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 02:56:08 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-11-13 02:55:39 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Check out these lot.

http://uk.360.yahoo.com/maradonaisgod5

2007-11-13 02:55:36 · 7 answers · asked by Chopper 4 in Jokes & Riddles

that tells me all about the puppy Wish got yesterday?

2007-11-13 02:55:01 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you answer all of their questions or look to see what questions they've answered? Email/im them outside of Answers or are they just pictures at the bottom of your profile?

2007-11-13 02:54:44 · 10 answers · asked by rachel m 4 in Polls & Surveys

Ladies, when you see an attractive man walking in your direction, do you look at his "package?" I've heard that some girls do it. I was wondering if most girls do it.

2007-11-13 02:54:26 · 66 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 02:54:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 02:54:04 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 02:53:27 · 16 answers · asked by rumbler_12 7 in Polls & Surveys

What is it more accepted for Whites to date asians or other races then it is for white to date blacks? I am white and my husband is black. I dont see a difference we are all the same, have the same organs, are the same color inside, whats the big deal?

2007-11-13 02:53:21 · 12 answers · asked by MsBabyPhat 3 in Polls & Surveys

A young boy had just
gotten his driving permit.
He asked his father,
who was a minister,
if they could discuss his use
of the family car.



His father said to him,
"I'll make a deal with you.
You bring your grades up,
study your bible a little,
and get your hair cut,
then we will talk about it."

A month later the boy came back
and again asked his father if
they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said, "Son,
I'm real proud of you.
You have brought your grades up,
you've studied your bible diligently,
but you didn't get a hair cut!"

The young man waited a moment
and replied, "You know dad,
I've been thinking about that.
You know Samson had long hair,
Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair,
and even Jesus had long hair."

His father replied,
"Yes son,
and they walked everywhere they went!"

2007-11-13 02:52:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles