My gran used to tell me a story about a woman who farted in public in the wedding and it was so loud that she committed suicide after that.
really sad.
2007-11-13 03:08:19 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would have commited suicide a long time ago!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-13 03:12:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well i have farted in public and did not think of taking my own life....I even did at a wedding not my own but a wedding
2007-11-13 06:06:23 · answer #2 · answered by caminolargo76 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, farting is a pleasure for us all. Just think of all the joy the bystanders get after hearing someone accidentally fart out loud.
2007-11-13 03:14:38 · answer #3 · answered by Bookworm 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What if your fumes killed or just blinded all eyewitnesses? (why would you need to take your life?)
Seriously, all you have to do.. is blame it on some loose FLOORBOARD or wonder aloud if some duck was flying by, or if you stepped on a bug, etc. etc. In fact, I have my 6-yr old daughter saying: "did someone let air out of a balloon, just then?" if air escapes her -- she just cracks up, at the thought of making excuses for farts, and so should you.
2007-11-13 03:11:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No i wouldn't. I mean it is embarrassing but everyone does it. Its part of nature. Does a cow commit suicide when the cow farts? I don't think so.
2007-11-13 03:11:56 · answer #5 · answered by Latinoheatking 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I like farting in public but its best in an elavator or a taxi or somewhere people can enjoy the smell.
2007-11-13 03:15:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Farting in public is a cheap hobby!
Why be embarrassed about 'letting-off'?
Everybody has excess gas!
Wear a Nike T-shirt and just do it!!
2007-11-13 04:48:13 · answer #7 · answered by Inc.co@inert.co.org 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jeez...best thing to do is bow theatrically and smile...then no-one can say anything. Before I was married, my hubby left my house and trumped the loudest I have EVER heard...a car full of people parked down the road cheered and honked the horn...what can you do? You gotta laugh!
2007-11-13 03:41:30 · answer #8 · answered by WelshDragon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no way I fart realy loudly in public all the time! Usually I just blame it on someone else ... Or the dog . And it works!
2007-11-13 03:11:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No, I've farted in public before and it's not the end of the world, it happens.
2007-11-13 03:10:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
No ways, its natural to fart and sometimes it happens in public but you can pretend that people will forget.
2007-11-13 03:11:21 · answer #11 · answered by Bugsy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋