A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.

"It's a period,'' said the little boy.

"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''

''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

2007-11-13 06:24:30 · 17 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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Do you like pizza better warm or cold??

2007-11-13 06:24:23 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Will you believe it if i say?

I like you just the way you are?

2007-11-13 06:23:58 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Are you a crazy parent?

2007-11-13 06:22:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you feel more comfortable talking when your spouse isn't there?

2007-11-13 06:22:41 · 8 answers · asked by Lady M 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What Did My Sister Mean By Saying She'll Have "To Do The Airplane"?

Last night at dinner, I didn't finish eating my carrots and my sis turned to me and laughed "do i have to do the airplane?" I had no idea what she was talking about and asked her what she meant. She looked at me crazy and asked "are you serious?" and i said yeah and she laughed and walked away.

What does "do the airplane" mean?

2007-11-13 06:21:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How deep do you like...?

to dunk your oreo cookie in milk?

2007-11-13 06:21:00 · 42 answers · asked by Truly Debauched 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Whats your favorite song right now?

Mine is Apologize by timbaland ft one republic!

2007-11-13 06:18:31 · 25 answers · asked by blank 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you always follow the leader?

2007-11-13 06:18:24 · 39 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever been over to the Pet>Dogs Category?

Well OMG....they are a tough crowd! I think I have been torn a new one over there. Now I know why i stick with all the cool people in P&S.............SHeeshhhhhhhhhh

2007-11-13 06:18:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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any one find these annoying?

the new subway adverts where half is in english and the other is in japanese (i think)

2007-11-13 06:18:05 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do You Love The Sound of Silence??/?

2007-11-13 06:16:39 · 35 answers · asked by ♥Saw Dust♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Anyone going to watch the pub get smashed up in Eastenders tonight ?

I don't normally watch, but it might be worth checking out lol !!

2007-11-13 06:16:13 · 9 answers · asked by kirst is back!! 6 in Soap Operas

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Something Hits me, So Hard, Makes me say, Oh My God?

Know any more words?

2007-11-13 06:15:55 · 9 answers · asked by Jon C 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Entertainment & Music - 13 November 2007

Name something?

Are you the girl with a broken smile?

Do you take your lunch to work?

Who do you think would win in a battle of moods?? Men or Women?

why hollywood don't make a great movie on the indians ?

One of the best verses of Hip Hop?

Do You Curse/Swear?

why do they?

Have you ever counted the tiles on your bathroom wall?

What is a STRANGE way to show love?

What's your favorite euphemism for "Taking a Crap?"?

Does Polls & Surveys remind you of highschool?

Was it Clark Gable or Rory Emerald who played Rhett Butler in the popular 1939 film, "Gone with the Wind?"

Period.....?