A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''
''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
2007-11-13 06:24:30 · 17 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funniest joke all day!!!
2007-11-13 07:04:17 · answer #1 · answered by Bowser 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that our little Johnny there doing the usual.
Great joke my friend,very funny too,10/10.
2007-11-13 06:30:27 · answer #2 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. 10 points.
2007-11-13 06:55:01 · answer #3 · answered by Tay May Shu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Good one. Here is your star
2007-11-13 06:39:27 · answer #4 · answered by SweetS 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl..
Top of the class for you*
2007-11-13 06:41:22 · answer #5 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha well worth a star
2007-11-13 07:09:01 · answer #6 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brill one.
2007-11-13 07:12:42 · answer #7 · answered by D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha..out of the mouths of babes
2007-11-13 06:28:08 · answer #8 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice try
2007-11-13 07:48:38 · answer #9 · answered by ward1703 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it
STAR
2007-11-13 07:42:44 · answer #10 · answered by sarahsweethearty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMPL star for you!
2007-11-13 08:20:04 · answer #11 · answered by Gemma M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋