Entertainment & Music - 11 November 2007

some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could. "Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked."I can't get any water from that water hole, there's a mean ol' alligator down there!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's beenthere for years, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!""Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me asI am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"

2007-11-11 10:44:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Brain Teaser # 11?

I can run swiftly and silently when you want me to stay still,
I can move slowly and cautiously and am yours to fill.
You look at me often and yet you always forget me,
I am the most feared killer, yet you can't live without me.
Sometimes you have me for all to spare,
Yet when you need me, I am not there.
You can waste me, or cherish me, you choose the track,
But once you're done you can never get me back.

2007-11-11 10:44:34 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Amazing race 12?

how do u like this season and who r ur fav teams mine r all of them excpt the grandson and the grandfarther and i was glad that ari and dat grl left and i 4got there names but rember the teams that the doneky got stuck in the middle fo the road i swear they r like the younger version of jothan and victoria from season 6 or 7 i tink rember them??

2007-11-11 10:44:04 · 6 answers · asked by alicia 3 in Reality Television

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What do you think of when I say........?

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2007-11-11 10:43:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever had a broken bone?

2007-11-11 10:41:28 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Isn't this picture funny?

http://www.thehatchreport.com/images/boy-llama.jpg

2007-11-11 10:40:35 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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how do you get cruise bubble in spongebob?

can u help me get cruise bibble in spongebob battle for bikini bottom?

2007-11-11 10:40:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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favourite musical?

love showboat and a chorus line, but i adore all musicals

2007-11-11 10:40:00 · 11 answers · asked by ally 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Why When I Ask A Question About Santa.....?

Yahoo tries to put it in the "Mythology/Folklore"section?? Are they trying to say Santa isn't real??????

2007-11-11 10:39:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Does your Avatar and/or Y!A nickname have a meaning or story behind it? Will you tell me about it?

Mine (1staricy2nite) is First star I see tonight .....
as in:
Starlight, Starbright
First star I see tonight
Wish I may, Wish I might
Have the wish I wish tonight.

When you see my avatar....
Feel free to..... Make a Wish!

2007-11-11 10:39:22 · 18 answers · asked by 1staricy2nite 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Would it be cool to have a lost persons category on Y/A?

Some place to leave an anonymous note to someone from your past to say something left unsaid. You'd type only their name on the question line and the note in the details. Anyone who thought a note might be there for them could auto search their name by just typing it in and see the note. They could respond or not...

2007-11-11 10:38:24 · 17 answers · asked by Mr 5 in Polls & Surveys

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do you think that this is a good way to describe me?

this is what i put 4 that thing under your pic thats says about me:

About me: i am the best person there is. even though i am not that smart but who cares. i am funny, loving, a good friend, and have alot of family that loves me. i'mm there 4 people that need me and i'm there even if they don't. i may not be the nicest person, but i don't care and no one else seems to either so you shouldn't. and no i'm not that smart like i said. and i no that but again i don't care, no one cares, soo you shouldn't either. soo just get over it. OMG THAT WHAT I SAY BAD WORD THAT I'M NOT ALOUD TOO SAY

2007-11-11 10:38:00 · 8 answers · asked by sam!!!! 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you work for a company like this.?

EFFECTIVE NOV 1, 2007

NEW OFFICE POLICY

Dress Code:

1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.

2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.

3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.

4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break: (Love this one)

* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.

* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management