Entertainment & Music - 6 November 2007

2007-11-06 21:57:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 21:57:22 · 8 answers · asked by jasmine 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 21:56:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Worse: Your daughter has them.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Worse: You're in them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a crossdresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.

Good: Your son's finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Worse: So are you.

Good: You give the birds and bees speech to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Worse: With corrections.

Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: The postman had the same idea.
Worse: You have to wait.

2007-11-06 21:55:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-06 21:54:27 · 43 answers · asked by Joe 6 in Polls & Surveys

A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while
another foursome of women are hitting from the ladies' tees. The ladies
are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks
it ten feet. She goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks
it another ten feet, and finally hacks it another five feet. ? She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says
apologetically, "I guess all those fuc*ing lessons I took over
the winter didn't help." One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it, you should have taken
golf lessons instead!"==================A guy walks into a post office
one day to see a middle aged, balding man standing at the
counter methodically placing "Love" stamps
on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He takes
out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over
them. His curiosity getting the better of him, goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.

2007-11-06 21:50:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Did you realize this person was your soulmate immediately upon meeting him/her? Or, did it take time to build this relationship?

2007-11-06 21:48:14 · 15 answers · asked by 1staricy2nite 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 21:46:59 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 21:46:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the
night. As he passes his parent's bedroom he peeks in through the
keyhole.
He watches for a moment, then continues on down the hallway, saying to
himself, "Boy, and she gets mad at me for sucking my *thumb*"


Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her
youngest daughter walks in.
Child: Mother, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get
married. One night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and
have s*x. (The daughter looks puzzled.) That means the daddy puts
his p*nis in the mommy's v*gina. That's how you get a baby, honey.
Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into you and daddy's
room you had daddy's p*nis in your mouth. What do you get
when you do that?
Mom: Jewelry, dear.

2007-11-06 21:46:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-06 21:46:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What was the title of Conway Twitty�s 1962 CD?

2007-11-06 21:46:28 · 20 answers · asked by nancykep 3 in Country

A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need

A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change but she does

2007-11-06 21:43:51 · 6 answers · asked by Simon 2 in Jokes & Riddles

is really pretty,all the guys have a huge crush on her,but she's really scantily clad and takes somewhat provocative photos.......
and yet,every guy still likes her?
but what would be their actual opinion of her?

2007-11-06 21:43:14 · 18 answers · asked by krystal_engel 3 in Polls & Surveys

Have you messed up because of wild women, men, drugs, money ect....

2007-11-06 21:42:56 · 16 answers · asked by seaturtle36 6 in Polls & Surveys

Are you as sick of those advertisments as me....

2007-11-06 21:42:55 · 15 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Polls & Surveys

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband
is at work.


Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and
hides in the bedroom closet to watch.


The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover
in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.


The little boy says, "Dark in here."


The man says, "Yes, it is."


Boy - "I have a baseball."


Man - "That's nice."


Boy - "Want to buy it?"


Man - "No, thanks"


Boy - "My dad's outside."


Man - "OK, how much?"


Boy - "$250"


In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the
lover are in the closet together.


Boy - "Dark in here."


Man - "Yes, it is."


Boy - "I have a baseball glove."


The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How
much?"


Boy - "$750"


Man - "Fine."

2007-11-06 21:42:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My best friends boyfriend and I believe that Sponge Bob Square Pants is making the children of today dumber!! First off, Sponge Bob has a squirrel friend that lives under water with nothing but a fish bowl over it's head. Secondly, Sponge Bob and his buddies light fires on a regular basis UNDER WATER!!! Sponge Bob is part of an evil organisation plotting to make the kids of today dumber so that one day they can take over the world!!!!! Agree or not??

2007-11-06 21:42:12 · 14 answers · asked by Cato Says "Kalamaloo" 4 in Polls & Surveys

Why or why not?
Do you see the traits of your astrological sign in yourself?

2007-11-06 21:42:11 · 9 answers · asked by Lori M 4 in Horoscopes

...rate of 1 best answer per month in P/S category it will take me approximately 563 years to become the Top Answerer.

What's a great comfort food to help ease the pain?

2007-11-06 21:41:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in eastenders?

2007-11-06 21:41:14 · 14 answers · asked by Fluffy ♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 21:40:02 · 26 answers · asked by Joe 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 21:39:59 · 17 answers · asked by 1staricy2nite 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 21:39:43 · 21 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

That's it's always cleaner on the other side.

2007-11-06 21:39:17 · 16 answers · asked by elizadushku 6 in Polls & Surveys

I've been singing and whistleing "easy lover" by phil collins all morning. Yesterday i was singing that STUPID SONG from that stupid advert, with the giraffes in the office? (just shoot me now)

2007-11-06 21:39:10 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Four women were sitting around one night talking about
their boyfriends when they decided they would give their men nicknames
based on kinds of soda.
The first woman said: "I'm gonna call Tom "Mountain Dew" because
he is as strong as a mountain and always wants to do it!"
The second woman said: "I'm gonna call Bruce "7-Up" because he has
seven inches and it is always up!"
The third woman said: "I'm gonna call John 'Coke' because he's
'The real thing'"
The fourth woman said: "I'm gonna call my man "Jack Daniels."
The other two women responded: "Jack Daniels? But that's a hard
liquor."
The fourth woman replied: "THAT'S MY CHRIS"

2007-11-06 21:38:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I hate the cartoons these days, they aren't for the kids anymore.
I love CSI...lol

2007-11-06 21:38:39 · 12 answers · asked by I know a lil' bit about that 5 in Polls & Surveys

Charles and the Pope...Interesting

Interesting Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.
4. Pope Died

Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia
lost the Ashes tournament
4. Pope Died

Lesson Learned?
The next time Charles gets married, someone warn the Pope
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An elderly couple was sitting together watching television.



During a commercial, the husband asked his wife, "Whatever
happened to our sexual relations?"

After a long thoughtful silence and during the next commercial,
the wife replied, "I really don't know. I don't
even think we got a Christmas card from them this year."
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Wife says to husband: You remin d me of the sea.
Husband : Why ? Is it because I am mysterious and unexplored ?
Wife : No,you just make me dizzy !!

2007-11-06 21:38:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side.

She is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman says "Hey little girl. What are you doing?" The little girl says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"

The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little girl that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says. "Thanks mister", says the little girl. The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little girl has tied the dog to the wagon by it's testicles.

"Little girl", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."

The little girl says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"

2007-11-06 21:38:13 · 6 answers · asked by Simon 2 in Jokes & Riddles