Four women were sitting around one night talking about
their boyfriends when they decided they would give their men nicknames
based on kinds of soda.
The first woman said: "I'm gonna call Tom "Mountain Dew" because
he is as strong as a mountain and always wants to do it!"
The second woman said: "I'm gonna call Bruce "7-Up" because he has
seven inches and it is always up!"
The third woman said: "I'm gonna call John 'Coke' because he's
'The real thing'"
The fourth woman said: "I'm gonna call my man "Jack Daniels."
The other two women responded: "Jack Daniels? But that's a hard
liquor."
The fourth woman replied: "THAT'S MY CHRIS"
2007-11-06
21:38:59
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