Entertainment & Music - 1 November 2007

Johnny Trash fell down and broke his crown.

Well, actually, I hit him over the head with my
halo because he was trying to spread my wings
but that's beside the point. ♥

2007-11-01 03:26:04 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

That one person could be so warm and loving, so smart, and so goddamn sexy?? And can you believe this incredible woman is going to become my wife?

2007-11-01 03:25:03 · 33 answers · asked by sleepy 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-01 03:24:20 · 18 answers · asked by Mike 1 in Polls & Surveys

had fun?

2007-11-01 03:22:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or do you argue more?

Only been in fights with my siblings, but been in numerous arguements. LOL.

2007-11-01 03:22:52 · 7 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

Did it Make you mad?

2007-11-01 03:21:47 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Why brains, of all things?

2007-11-01 03:20:35 · 11 answers · asked by Camoen 2 in Movies

how come when you mix flour and water togather, you get glue.

then you add eggs and sugar, and you get cake

where did the glue go?

you know darn well where it went!!

thats what makes the cake stick to your butt.

2007-11-01 03:20:29 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

They are a San Francisco landmark, That served guess what awesome pastrami sandwiches. I guess the Yeah Hoos and Butt Heads are out in full force. But I feel honored, that someone took the time to report my question. Just goes to show that the little Yahoo monkeys need to go back to School and learn to read.

2007-11-01 03:18:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-01 03:17:12 · 23 answers · asked by Schumi 5 in Polls & Surveys

What would you do with one? I know what I'm gonna do.........! lol

2007-11-01 03:16:59 · 12 answers · asked by missellie 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-01 03:14:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who the hell do these people think they are to protest and cause trouble at the funerals for these brave people who died for their country?

If it were up to me, I'd personally make sure that all of those protesters got early funerals themselves. Then I'd have a celebration right near their funeral party.

2007-11-01 03:14:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Also which character? Mine's Voyager and Seven of Nine - oh that catsuit.... mmm mmm

2007-11-01 03:13:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

of what went down? I'm gonna pretend I don't know what's going on and hide in my office.

2007-11-01 03:10:04 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I do!

2007-11-01 03:09:37 · 20 answers · asked by Yanni 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-01 03:06:17 · 13 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Polls & Surveys

Other than in Hawaii because that would be too easy.

2007-11-01 03:06:07 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.

When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

2007-11-01 03:04:48 · 10 answers · asked by dgclip1981 2 in Jokes & Riddles

...Rob and Laura Petrie too on the Dick Van Dyke Show? I mean they're freakin' married!

2007-11-01 03:04:02 · 57 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What are you going to do with your left over Halloween candy ? I have Skittles,Star Bursts and Snickers left over. I guess they were the least favorites.

2007-11-01 03:01:38 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going by. You find this out by taking one for a walk. To take a tiger for a walk, you first need a tiger. Tigers fresh from the bush are not recommended for the inexperienced. What you need is one who's used to the procedure. He or she is thus liable to be merely playful, rather than actively irritated. You also need a friend, whom you really, really trust. The friend carries an apple wood cane; apple, or some other wood which will bend under stress rather than shattering. This, friend, is your backup, and the cane is his or her only tool for everything, from knocking stuff out of the way that the tiger is liable to eat, to crowd control, to hooking on and madly hanging on if things go wrong.

What YOU carry is a ten foot length of pass-link chain. This is your leash.

Pass-link chain is the stuff where the links will fit through each other. This is important. You need this so you can hook on a safety clip. The chain is looped about the tiger's neck and acks as a giant choke-chain, but the clip is there to keep a loop of some sort in case things go badly wrong. You carry the chain looped in one hand in a peculiar fashion which permits the whole length of chain to be dragged from your hand without taking your hand and/or arm with it. You practice this beforehand till you're sure you've got it right.

Then you go into the cage with the tiger. Your friend does not. You gauge the tiger's mood and put the leash on the tiger. There isn't a whole lot more to say about this step except to say that that is why your friend is there, OUTside the cage. On your side is the fact that the tiger knows what the leash is for by this time and presumably is largely in favor of the idea.

This is where you find out that tigers are soft and poofy. They are also much, much larger than you had ever dreamed, when you're standing next to one.

Then you take the tiger for a walk. Your friend walks in front with the cane to clear the way. You walk with the tiger at your side, keeping pretty good control and letting the tiger know that you are Paying Attention, because if the tiger thinks you are not Paying Attention, it will do what housecats do, let you know that you should be Paying Attention. Unlike housecats, the tiger is big enough not to have to do anything truly outrageous to rectify the situation. Reaching behind you with one forepaw and sweeping your legs out from under you is generally considered good enough by most tigers. They think this is hilarious. To this extent, tigers differ from housecats in that they seem to have a sense of humor.

It is possible that the tiger will see something that it wants. In this case, the tiger will go where it wants to go, and your job is to stop it. This is generally done by wrapping the chain around something that you pass, as the tiger drags you away. This will slow it down enough for your friend to jump on top of you and grab the chain as you go bulleting across the countryside. The weight of two adult humans will generally slow a tiger down enough to make things manageable, whereas one will not.

It is not usual for the tiger to react to freedom by turning around and turning you into fajitas, though this would actually (at least in the short term) be an eminently practical thing for the tiger to do. They enjoy their fun but are generally not ill-tempered. If they are they don't get taken for walks.

They also purr like a freight train passing. Experts in the field claim that this is not purring, that it means something else, but you couldn't put it by me. Sure sounded like purring, at 16-2/3 RPM, but it sounded like purring.

All in all, an experience I highly recommend as a lifetime source of cocktail party conversation, but it sort of tends to leave you limp for the rest of the day.

2007-11-01 03:01:10 · 8 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

or do i have to draw you a picture?

2007-11-01 03:00:17 · 26 answers · asked by stormy 6 in Polls & Surveys

What kind of car do you WISH you drove?

I am about to get an '07 Hyundai Santa Fe.. baby blue.

I WANT a cherry red BMW 535i though. :(

And right now I just drive my husband's black BMW 328i. We're Bimmer people!!

2007-11-01 02:59:57 · 29 answers · asked by The Woman With You 4 in Polls & Surveys

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

2007-11-01 02:59:54 · 15 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Or leaning into the wind?

2007-11-01 02:59:48 · 14 answers · asked by missellie 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-01 02:56:30 · 16 answers · asked by ? 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-01 02:53:10 · 29 answers · asked by Oh My God! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-01 02:52:20 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-11-01 02:49:38 · 38 answers · asked by Ancient Brick 4 in Polls & Surveys