A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
2007-11-01 03:04:48 · 10 answers · asked by dgclip1981 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. A clever teacher. Who doesn`t love one of those?
2007-11-01 03:09:18 · answer #1 · answered by N 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have to disagree. What month is this. Aug, 3 months to the election. Your boy isn't even the nominee yet. You have a clinton laying in the weeds. Don't look past her. How did Michelle Obama come out in the Omega 7 pictorial as Miss Mercenary.
2016-04-11 08:05:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Racy but funny!
2007-11-01 16:39:39 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omfg thats the most ive laughed all day today
omg u made my day
2007-11-01 12:32:38 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Priya! ♥ (xD) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! very good, you get a star
2007-11-01 03:23:48 · answer #5 · answered by s_ringler 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was a bad but funny 1 u get a star
2007-11-01 03:08:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
GOOD FOR HIM!
VERY SMART TEACHER.
2007-11-01 03:28:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Damn thats harsh
2007-11-01 03:08:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny!! a good one.
2007-11-01 03:55:16 · answer #9 · answered by Reeze 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2007-11-01 04:04:05 · answer #10 · answered by lala girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋