Entertainment & Music - 28 October 2007

A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"

The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?"

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The
blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back.

Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration: "****! THIS
ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"

2007-10-28 15:12:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

http://www.gizmowatch.com/entry/left-vs-right-brain-test-for-creativity-or-logic/

Which way do you see her turning???? .Its really cool.?

1..clockwise
2..counterclockwise
3..both ways

Pass this top your friends.. Im curious to see what most people see.Thanks

2007-10-28 15:11:11 · 30 answers · asked by ijokey2000 2 in Polls & Surveys

What are the chances of restraining Rachel Mcadams, Tammin Sursok, and Charlize Thereon and tickle torturing their feet, ribs, and armpits, until they wet themselves?

2007-10-28 15:08:35 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-10-28 15:07:03 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

This guitar player turned them down because he signed a record deal but went on to become a huge hit....who am I talking about??

2007-10-28 15:06:48 · 2 answers · asked by Damned fan 7 in Rock and Pop

2007-10-28 15:06:15 · 37 answers · asked by Slick 4 in Polls & Surveys

What do you really think happened in Chicago between Kathryn and her Husband?

I'm thinking he must have cheated, however there's something more. What do you think Kathryn meant by 'we know what happens when I lose control' (this is not a direct quote i'm paraphrasing)

2007-10-28 15:06:12 · 4 answers · asked by JaC6 3 in Drama

3 men marooned on an island . After 2 years,they found a genie lamp, a genie came out and
told each one of them to make a wish, 1st guy asked for $1 Billion in the bank and a beach front mansion full of good looking chicks and beer!? Granted genie said and the guy was out of there ! 2ND guy sick of the beach, wishes for money and a mansion in the mountain next to the ski slopes. It's done and he got off the island. The last guy thinks for 5 minutes, genie tired of waiting, asked: "And what can i do for you ?". The guy said: It feels so lonely here, i wish my 2 friends back !??

2007-10-28 15:05:20 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

At the time of the half time show did you know anything happened? I didn't, and I heard that a lot of people didn't and that they media just blew it way out of proportion.

2007-10-28 15:05:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-10-28 15:04:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

tell me if Im wrong: when we (black people) use the word n*ggA it's not to degrade anyone, and we have seperated the meanings of the word N*gger and N*gga they do not mean the same...tell me if you agree or diagree and what are your thoughts...I know we had this talk already, but some WHITE guy told ME that they have the same meaning and they are both degrading

2007-10-28 15:04:02 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

This guy is in a bar, in Jackson Mississippi I think, and his car is getting towed back to him. He has his long hair tucked under his hat when some thugs approach him and tell him to tip his hat to a lady. His hair falls out from under his hat. He kicks a guy with green teeth in the knee and accuses the guy of being a spy for the FBI.

2007-10-28 15:04:00 · 4 answers · asked by Charles R 1 in Rock and Pop

I used to be a size 5-6 and people asked me if i was anrexic. I was one of the slimmest girls in my grade that ate alot. I think the obsessive with being that small is wierd. I do not think it is hot. I know people say and you think they are just saying that to make bigger people feel better. I mean I seriously don't. A size 2 is like Kate Moss, and she is nasty skinny. What do you think?

2007-10-28 15:03:37 · 20 answers · asked by Kelsey 3 in Polls & Surveys

Would it be a comedy, horror, drama, action, cartoon

2007-10-28 15:03:03 · 23 answers · asked by Sage 6 in Polls & Surveys

I know its really vague. Its a male singing it. I can't remember other words to it. Sorry. :(

2007-10-28 15:02:52 · 3 answers · asked by LouLou 2 in Other - Music

2007-10-28 15:02:52 · 26 answers · asked by Princess 5 in Polls & Surveys

Naked chicks on pogo sticks?

2007-10-28 15:02:48 · 5 answers · asked by Pappy_Smear 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 15:02:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

movie "what in the bleep"

2007-10-28 15:01:42 · 4 answers · asked by Douglas D 1 in Movies

Do you have a home?

I'm not asking if you have a large structure with four walls, a celing, floor, windows, doors, etc.

That's a house.

I'm asking, do you have a HOME?

2007-10-28 15:00:00 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 14:59:48 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Jude Law,
Bruce Willis
or
Jack Black

2007-10-28 14:59:08 · 24 answers · asked by AlleyTheCat_x 2 in Polls & Surveys

Was it about the U.S. moon landing, 9/11, or the Kennedy assassination? Or was it something else?

No smart aleck answers, please.

2007-10-28 14:58:55 · 11 answers · asked by chrstnwrtr 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 14:58:46 · 50 answers · asked by (!)listen 5 in Polls & Surveys

This is in response to the guy AimJeezy's question. You were saying that by calling his album N*gger he's making Hip Hop's situation worse, but maybe thats what he wants to do. I think Nas knows exactly what he's doing. I remember hearing him say that he wishes Hip Hop could be broken down, and built back up again. Maybe thats what he's doing. First it was 'Hip Hop is Dead' which got people who were once fans to doubt it, and now its 'N*gger', which will amp up the media's attacks and turn even more people off of Hip Hop. I think each album is another step in the breaking down process.

2007-10-28 14:58:19 · 11 answers · asked by Smartass 2012 2 in Rap and Hip-Hop

Ok, I totaly loove South park, the tv show, so I was just wondering what you guys think about it.

2007-10-28 14:58:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Like some guy you couldn't see frequently and repeatedly poking you in the back?

2007-10-28 14:57:45 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical,
only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious...
Here she's in the middle of her first run
for president, and as Senator of New York this has
happened to her.

She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and
immediately starts screaming;
"How could you have let this happen? With all that's
going on right now, you go and get me pregnant!
How could you? I can't believe this! I just found
out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your
fault! Your fault! Well, what have you got to say?

There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.
She screams again, "Did you hear me?"

Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice . In
a barely audible whisper, he says,

"Who is this?"

2007-10-28 14:56:10 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what would you do with it?

2007-10-28 14:55:30 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 14:54:07 · 56 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys