3 men marooned on an island . After 2 years,they found a genie lamp, a genie came out and
told each one of them to make a wish, 1st guy asked for $1 Billion in the bank and a beach front mansion full of good looking chicks and beer!? Granted genie said and the guy was out of there ! 2ND guy sick of the beach, wishes for money and a mansion in the mountain next to the ski slopes. It's done and he got off the island. The last guy thinks for 5 minutes, genie tired of waiting, asked: "And what can i do for you ?". The guy said: It feels so lonely here, i wish my 2 friends back !??
2007-10-28 15:05:20 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a return gift...
a couple sitting in a hotel celebrating their 30th marriage annyversary gets a genie who ask each one a wish.
Lady: I want the same man as husband in next life also. Wish was granted.
Man: I wanna wife who is 30 years younger than myself.
Now the genie feels bad for a such a wish on annyversary day in front of such a beautiful and faithful wife. He thought for a moment and made the man 30 years older!
2007-10-28 20:31:40 · answer #1 · answered by JJ SHROFF 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-28 22:09:04 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohno haha what a pointless waste of wishes haha i will keep this joke in mind by pasting into my documents i have silmer versions ahahahaha
2007-10-28 22:08:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I haven't heard this one. Good joke! I would kick that guy's *** if I were the two other guys!
2007-10-28 22:38:34 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah ive heard that one before. just as funny each time..
2007-10-28 22:09:40 · answer #5 · answered by Simba<3 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha =)
2007-10-28 22:09:24 · answer #6 · answered by * Qυεεи * 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the moral of the story is: always be the last one to answer questions...patientice is the key to life :) :P
very nice...a star for you :)
2007-10-28 22:09:14 · answer #7 · answered by luvwithurheart 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol heard it before but still funny star.
me
2007-10-28 22:08:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Made me giggle
2007-10-28 22:25:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anji 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've heard it before, but funny
2007-10-28 22:30:01 · answer #10 · answered by Beatle-Juice 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋