A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?"
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The
blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back.
Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration: "****! THIS
ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"
2007-10-28 15:12:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Loved it - generated another Belly Laugh from me - surprised my cat - but I feel better - thanks so much! And a star for you!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-10-28 19:45:41 · answer #1 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow she must be pretty dumb. I would have figured out by the fourth or fifth alligator that this swamp didn't have any alligators that could afford shoes.
2016-05-25 23:20:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-28 15:17:23 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, too funny, too true. The world would so be a boring place without blondes.
2007-10-28 15:17:32 · answer #4 · answered by LaceyPie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Amazing.
2007-10-28 15:23:38 · answer #5 · answered by sting 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol wow. this sounds like my friend christina
2007-10-28 17:26:03 · answer #6 · answered by Lovey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh. Have a great night and a star!
2007-10-28 15:50:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!
2007-10-28 16:22:15 · answer #8 · answered by mhk2358 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!!! I love these blonde jokes. *star* for you!!!
2007-10-28 15:36:14 · answer #9 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, that was a good one
2007-10-28 15:49:36 · answer #10 · answered by Eric =D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋