Entertainment & Music - 26 October 2007

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden.......

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet"

"Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee".

So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.


There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.


"Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. "Eees a bacon tree".


"Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget"


"Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree".


And with that ..Luis Races towards the tree. he gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but. true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.


"Pepe...go back man, you was right ees not a bacon tree"


"Luis Luis mi amigo...what ees it?


"Pepe...ees not a bacon tree...







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Wait for it!








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Eees a Ham Bush.

2007-10-26 19:35:15 · 19 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

i do. :'( i miss him soooooo much.

2007-10-26 19:33:12 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why do women think he's so dreamy?
Personally, I think he's one ugly piece of crap & he needs to get rid of the 80's hairdo. The 80's is over for God's sake!!
He should just freaking retire already cuz his music blows & I bet he does as well.... that's more than likely the reason Richie got divorced from Heather.... I bet she walked in on them banging each other.

2007-10-26 19:33:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-10-26 19:32:19 · 17 answers · asked by purplestarry 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I put thought into this and mine has to "Doug". I loved that show. Skeeter was my favorite and he was hilarious.

2007-10-26 19:32:00 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

sory that didnt make sense but meh! ( i think deer hunting)

2007-10-26 19:30:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 19:30:13 · 14 answers · asked by Kim 5 in Polls & Surveys

also what is her last name?

2007-10-26 19:29:48 · 3 answers · asked by em9sredbeam 2 in Other - Music

mines is between gossip girls or/and the hills!

2007-10-26 19:29:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comedy

2007-10-26 19:28:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 19:27:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I highly suggest both Bill and Ted movies; Excellent Adventure and Bogus Journey... because I'm a big Bill and Ted fan!

I love the Bill and Ted movies so much! I practically love reciting every line in the movies, because they're so darn funny!

Plus who else can't love Bill and Ted?
Or even one of the historical figures, like So-crates?! ;)
Or the Grim Reaper and the Station martians! ;)


Anyone who can name a good comedy movie, or movies; and state the reasons why you love those movies gets 10 points!

Good Luck!
:D

2007-10-26 19:27:29 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Do you sleep:

On your back?
On your side?
On you stomach?


I usually sleep on my side or stomach.

2007-10-26 19:26:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 19:26:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Me and my friend saw the trailer for step-up 2 and we both had the song stuck in our heads for hours. I would like to know who sang it/ where it is from. Thanks!

2007-10-26 19:25:58 · 1 answers · asked by chacarronx 1 in Other - Music

i'll try and edit in a couple if i can think of any right now

2007-10-26 19:24:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

or has someone walked in on you?

2007-10-26 19:24:19 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

to: I Just Love The Man (Veda's Theme) - Everybody Emotions

i have tried every where on the web. and still can't find them.
it's from the house party 3 soundtrack if that helps any.

2007-10-26 19:23:58 · 3 answers · asked by blkdiva360 2 in R&B & Soul

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked, "Am I my brother's son?"

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.

4. Solomom had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.

5. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.

6. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.

7. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.

8. In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled biscuits, and threw the java.

9. Eventually, the Romans conquered the Greeks. History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long.

10. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out:"Tee hee, Brutus."

11. Nero was a cruel tyranny who would torture his subjects by playing the fiddle to them.

12. Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was cannonized by Bernard Shaw.

13. Finally Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the same offense.

14. In midevil times most people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the futile ages was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote literature.

15. Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head.

16. Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah."

17. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking. And Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.

18. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroicouplet. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet.

19. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.

20. During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe.

2007-10-26 19:20:42 · 23 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

in a public bathroom

2007-10-26 19:17:23 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

music wasn't an option in todays society

2007-10-26 19:16:08 · 20 answers · asked by Didy 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 19:12:28 · 27 answers · asked by kimc62896 2 in Comics & Animation

I usuially do what I think about... Then after I get in trouble I realize I should think about what I do... It's a never ending vicious circle...

2007-10-26 19:10:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 19:09:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

That means no english to you slower ones out there.

2007-10-26 19:09:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

...that was at one time loosely termed as 'The Bogus Fleetwood Mac' in it's early stages. This musician also played in a few other fairly well known 70's rock bands, including backing a well known Canadian guitar slinger long before the NWoBHM had begun.
Name the 'Iron Maiden' musician, and the band(s) he played with in the 70's.

2007-10-26 19:09:13 · 4 answers · asked by Smiley 4 in Rock and Pop

2007-10-26 19:08:08 · 26 answers · asked by trent best 1 in R&B & Soul

i hate the scraping of spoons.knives and forks on plates or with eachother i get goosebumps and
now i fear them when i m eating im starting to use plastic help

2007-10-26 19:07:28 · 4 answers · asked by **PrinCess** 2 in Polls & Surveys

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank -- proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.



Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.



A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve mushrooms here." The says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy!"



A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."



This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the eggs benedict." His order comes a while later and it's served on a big, shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter, "What's with the hubcap?" The waiter sings, "Theres no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"



When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.



A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."



Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!"



Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's novocaine during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.



A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?," they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."



A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!" "No, I'm sorry," replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, doc."



A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.



There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns,in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.



A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."



A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins--if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

2007-10-26 19:06:25 · 13 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

ok. please don't scream at me or say i'm a hater and PLEASE don't say im jealous. this is just my opinion, you don't have to agree, but don't be rude about it. i personally don't think she is a good actress, her voice annoys me, and her songs are mediocre. i thought her show was kinda cute at first, but now she's everywhere; all over every magazine, and i go into a store and there's so much stuff with her on it. i just don't understand why she is sucha big deal. there are way more talented actors/actresses like kristen stewart, michael angarano, dinah manoff, etc. that you hardley ever hear about and have so much talent. i'm just curious.... why is miley cyrus such a big deal? why do people like her get their face everywhere and the others i named, who in my opinion are more talented, are rarely heard about. and once again, i'm not jealous or a hater, i just gave my opinion and i'd like to hear other people's opinions on this.

2007-10-26 19:05:42 · 15 answers · asked by alli 2 in Polls & Surveys