Entertainment & Music - 26 October 2007

I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R.
I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue. I couldn't put it down.
I phoned the local ramblers club today, but the bloke who answered just went on and on.
The recruitment consultant asked me "What do you think of voluntary work?? I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me."
I was in the jungle and there was this monkey with a tin opener. I said,"You don't need a tin opener to peel a banana." He said, "No, this is for the custard."
This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, "I want you to trace someone for me."
I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?" I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything."
This cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says "Audi !"

2007-10-26 21:53:42 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I think it was homegrown in China and it is one of those cheap knockoffs. Buy one, get one half off.

And I am feeling the other half that they left off.

What could I do so I could get some sleep with clean drawers in the morning?

2007-10-26 21:53:21 · 15 answers · asked by Doesntstayinvegas.com 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 21:51:51 · 26 answers · asked by Alex 2 in Polls & Surveys

Nowadays, I see too many people trapped in a lifetime of career,unhappy...

2007-10-26 21:50:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or certain lyrics in a song?

2007-10-26 21:49:43 · 11 answers · asked by wildflower 1 in Lyrics

Best Answer Goes To The Person With The Most Creative/Random Answer
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2007-10-26 21:49:22 · 15 answers · asked by Yzma 3 in Polls & Surveys

That doesn't involve medication?

2007-10-26 21:49:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have just started a new account cos my last got deleted for no reason.My questions tre a bit random but not offensive,yet i always get reported and someone keeps giving everyone who answers my questions thumbs down
Should i just stop coming on here because i am getting pretty angry

2007-10-26 21:47:00 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 21:45:57 · 16 answers · asked by wolflady 6 in Polls & Surveys

you're more than welcome to read it. let's see, i've got to make this a question so it doesn't get reported. hmmm..... did you know that 360 connections are back up for however long?

2007-10-26 21:39:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A female voice pitched between soprano and alto is called a.........?

(from a harmony past paper)
any ideas? I used to know this...

2007-10-26 21:37:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Classical

2007-10-26 21:36:53 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who is better ........ur fav. book of these authors?

2007-10-26 21:35:19 · 9 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

Can we still blame the beavers?

2007-10-26 21:31:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

hypothetical question, if you somehow had the choice, and knowing what you know now, would you have chosen to be born male or female?

2007-10-26 21:30:27 · 22 answers · asked by Alex 2 in Polls & Surveys

I don't but star almost everyone elses. yet I guess my question are not interesting because I am sorely lacking in the stars LOL

2007-10-26 21:30:24 · 20 answers · asked by shadowkat6927 4 in Polls & Surveys

I given one or the other before, then realized that I had misread it. Would it be so hard to make it a matter of re-clicking?

2007-10-26 21:30:16 · 7 answers · asked by nytebreid 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 21:29:18 · 23 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

if so, what kind?

2007-10-26 21:28:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I do and I really LOL as I type them.

2007-10-26 21:18:15 · 28 answers · asked by nolongerhere 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 21:17:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 21:17:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it is 4:15 am here hey did clocks go back or is that tomorrow?

2007-10-26 21:16:27 · 21 answers · asked by shadowkat6927 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 21:12:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Zooo...vat are you going as zis year??

2007-10-26 21:10:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have noticed that a lot of the things I am looking for information on, have already been asked, and there are many good answers. Why waste the points asking again?

Do you search before you post?

2007-10-26 21:08:31 · 12 answers · asked by angelalee76 3 in Polls & Surveys

Her mother seems to have lost her mind!

2007-10-26 21:08:17 · 3 answers · asked by ? 6 in Reality Television

2007-10-26 21:07:15 · 14 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

the movie anyoe know where i can find it on the interenet cause i dont want to have to buy it

2007-10-26 21:05:28 · 2 answers · asked by michael w 1 in Other - Television

2007-10-26 21:03:01 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys