I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R.
I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue. I couldn't put it down.
I phoned the local ramblers club today, but the bloke who answered just went on and on.
The recruitment consultant asked me "What do you think of voluntary work?? I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me."
I was in the jungle and there was this monkey with a tin opener. I said,"You don't need a tin opener to peel a banana." He said, "No, this is for the custard."
This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, "I want you to trace someone for me."
I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?" I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything."
This cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says "Audi !"
2007-10-26 21:53:42 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow you are definitely crazy! lol have a star!!
2007-10-26 22:22:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're brilliant and the crazy thoughts are too. *.
they are so funny thnx.
10/10.for each and every one of them.
2007-10-26 23:50:40 · answer #2 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
9/10
2007-10-27 00:43:33 · answer #3 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that is so so funny lol.
2007-10-26 22:11:35 · answer #4 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋