Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden.......
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet"
"Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee".
So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.
"Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. "Eees a bacon tree".
"Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget"
"Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree".
And with that ..Luis Races towards the tree. he gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but. true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.
"Pepe...go back man, you was right ees not a bacon tree"
"Luis Luis mi amigo...what ees it?
"Pepe...ees not a bacon tree...
Ees
Ees
Wait for it!
Ees
Ees
Eees a Ham Bush.
2007-10-26 19:35:15 · 19 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your jokes are good, but you're forgetting the rules of yahoo aren't you? Sorry I owe you an apology I just noticed this is the jokes and riddles section
2007-10-26 20:11:37 · answer #1 · answered by onyx1 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant
2007-10-27 02:38:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard that one before. Star for you
2007-10-27 03:06:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it, joke of the week
2007-10-27 02:41:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simply great.
2007-10-27 03:01:19 · answer #5 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha it could have been worse. It could have been a George Bush!!
:-)))
2007-10-27 18:07:10 · answer #6 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took me a few seconds to take it in..but it was funny. (y).
2007-10-27 02:41:19 · answer #7 · answered by RedRevolver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
holy freholes s a
2007-10-27 02:41:03 · answer #8 · answered by Rem 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never heard that one before!!ROTFL !! Ham Bush !!
2007-10-27 15:00:34 · answer #9 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fookin hell, just had to run to the loo, pmsl
star time
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2007-10-27 07:21:35 · answer #10 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋