Entertainment & Music - 26 October 2007

A::: Rub dirt on face and clothes, B:: Turn water hose on get good and wet,act tried,,C::: Be waiting at door naked with red bow on head ,,D::: Run out wagging tail hugging and kissing,,,E:::Other

2007-10-26 10:51:57 · 21 answers · asked by BLUE ROCK 1 in Polls & Surveys

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How to Write a Lil' Wayne Verse in 10 Easy Steps?

1. Pick a Verb. Preferably a verb about running away from the law or from an assailant. I.E. Duck, Run, Dodge or maybe Stop, Drop or Roll. L'il Wayne LOVES stopping, dropping and rolling. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

2. Connnect the verb to some sort of simile. This is crucial. Every single L'il Wayne line must contain some sort of relatively obvious simile. So maybe you can "duck like Scrooge." "Run like a bloody nose." Or even "Dodge like Kansas." You can do metaphors but try to steer away from doing this too often, lest people think that you are a different ghost-writer. That is bad. Also for bonus points talk about how "sweet" you are. Lil' Wayne loves talking about being sweet like a Tahitian Treat or some other delicacy high in sucrose.

3. Mention "Slanging Keys." This is crucial to establish street cred. Don't pay attention to the fact that L'il Wayne's been famous since 12 and the only thing he knows about slangin' is that he speaks with it. After all, if you don't talk drugs how else can you impress the translucent Dairy Queen-white music critics. This way they can also compare you to the Wire. (Just remember to connect all that "slanging keys" talk with a simile).

4. Declare that you are Weezy F. Baby. This will tell listeners who you are. Sure, they probably already know, but adding The "F" in the middle of the name uncertainly adds to Wayne's level of class. It makes him seem like F. Scott Fitzgerald. Exactly like F. Scott Fitzgerald. Whatever you do, don't attempt to ascertain what the "F" stands for. That my friends is a slippery slope. And whatever you do, don't think about what the "F" stands for while looking at a picture of Wayne and Baby making out.

5. Talk about hustling. Music critics love hustling. Presumably, they are devotees to the energetic style of basketball popularized by players like Ben Wallace, Kurt Rambis and Mark Madsen. This will make them feel at home. If there's anything music writers know about, it's hustling.

6. Talk about Baby. Call him your Daddy. Forget the fact that he's not actually your Daddy. Forget the fact that the majority of people that call other men "daddy" are prostitutes. It's unimportant. Mention something that Baby told you. Maybe that he told you that "these is ." Or that he told you to "Turn around and stick out." (Maybe, he was just quoting Sir-Mix-A-Lot.) Ignore the fact that you call a man named "Baby," "Daddy." Let's just chalk that up to being a New Orleans thing.

7. Make some sort of obvious pop culture technology reference. Talk about IPods. Or Myspace. Or gigabytes. Something remotely technological. It will show that Wayne is not completely retarded (just partially) and might have actually read a newspaper once or twice. Which clearly means he is a genius.

8. Talk about how poorly you treat women. Perhaps you can claim how you'll "never love a ***** ." Or how you'll "never give a ho a damn thing." The more misogynistic the better. This will definitely do much to steer people away from those nasty "gay" rumors.

9. Apropos to nothing, make some sort of remark about Hurricane Katrina. No need to bother making it have anything to do with the rest of the verse. After all, never underestimate white liberal guilt. Any sort of name-dropping will make white liberals feel bad and they will forget the fact that Wayne is a multi-millionaire and anoint him the voice of the people. Also, be sure to make wild ridiculous conspiracy theories like claiming that you heard George Bush blew up the levees. The more absurd the better. Go for it.

10. Proclaim yourself the "Greatest Rapper Alive."Forget the Fact that Wayne would be lucky to be included in a list of the Top 20 rappers working right now. Most music critics haven't listened to Hip Hop Made Before 1999 anyway (other than Public Enemy). If you proclaim yourself the greatest, you will be the greatest. Or at least people will be foolish enough to buy this canard.

Does anyone else find this hilarious and true?

2007-10-26 10:51:50 · 18 answers · asked by JRob 5 in Rap and Hip-Hop

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Do You Like Meatloaf?

2007-10-26 10:51:34 · 29 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you have a confession?

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yes, it was me who stole your cookie *hides face scaredly*

2007-10-26 10:51:13 · 14 answers · asked by iANNA! 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Is someone following me?

Did anyone else see them?

2007-10-26 10:51:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Quick! What's the first comic strip you think of?

That sums it up for me on this one. (-:
Thanks!

2007-10-26 10:50:31 · 20 answers · asked by Abby O'Normal 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Who are you missing ........?

today ?

I'm missing my parents who have both sadly passed away

2007-10-26 10:48:18 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Name 3 things you ALWAYS have in the fridge.?

Soy sauce in the little packets from the chinese restaurant, lemon juice & rotten lettuce.

2007-10-26 10:47:27 · 71 answers · asked by cruisingalong 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Dwight Sings Buck Review...?

I just purchased the new Dwight Yoakum Cd "Dwight sings Buck" A must for all you Buck Ownes Fanatics. Of course Dwight doesnt do justice to some of the songs, but all in all It is a great Cd which i truly recomend to anyone who's a country fan.
1.My heart skips a beat
2.Fooling around
3.I don't care(just as long as you love me)
4.Only you(can break my heart)
5.Act Naturally
6.Down on the corner of love
7Crying Time
8.Above and beyond
9.Loves gonna live here
10.Close up the honky tonks (Awesome job on this song)
11.Under your spell again
12.Your tender loving care
13.Excuse me(i think i've got a heartache)
14.Think of me
15.Together again
and for those of you wondering what the question is....
What year did Dwight and Buck come out with Streets of Bakersfield.?

2007-10-26 10:46:54 · 4 answers · asked by ? 6 in Country

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Why aren't newborn puppies called.....?

Puppets !!! ???

2007-10-26 10:45:06 · 10 answers · asked by WooleyBooley again 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you put baby powder on your balls?

If so, why? does it feel good?

I wish I Could have balls just for one day... i'd powder them up.

2007-10-26 10:45:06 · 14 answers · asked by LoLo 3 in Polls & Surveys

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HELP!! What's the name of that "Geico" commercial Song??

It's the Geico commercial, where the caveman is in the airport. He walks by a Geico sign and the song is playing in the background.

I think some of the lyrics are: "No matter where I go, there's always something to remind me, of another place and time......"

Could u please give me the name of the song and who sings it?

**Thanks Alot!!!**

2007-10-26 10:45:05 · 2 answers · asked by ? 2 in Lyrics

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a toby keith song was sung by, i beleive was his song writer. does anyone know the name and singer of the son

2007-10-26 10:44:03 · 3 answers · asked by CARL K 1 in Country

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Yay or Nay...? Old but still brings a chuckle to you...I hope.?

A couple was sitting in church, the man was sleeping and his wife was knitting. The priest asked: "Who created the Earth and man?"

The woman poked the man with her knitting needle, and the man screamed, "GOD!"

The Priest looked at him and said, "That's right." Then he asked "Who is God's son?"

Once more the woman poked her husband with the needle, he woke up and screamed, "Jesus Christ!"

Again, the priest said, "Correct."

Finally, the priest asked, "What did Eve say to Adam, when she didn't want any more children?"

The knitter poked her husband again, but this time he got up and screamed: "Poke me with that thing one more time and I'm going to rip it off!"

2007-10-26 10:43:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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why is us doller gonig down and when it will pick up again?

2007-10-26 10:42:34 · 5 answers · asked by vishal 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Anyone here a Organ Doner?

2007-10-26 10:42:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Bass Players - Four, Five, or Six string and why??

Alrighty, so I started jammin or a 4 string. Figured it would be easier to add more strings later once I got that hang of it. After a while I bought a five string and have loved that things. The low notes make the groove when I need it to. But I want to see some other opinions out there. Let me know what your weapon of choice is.

2007-10-26 10:41:35 · 9 answers · asked by Milton T 1 in Rock and Pop

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