A couple was sitting in church, the man was sleeping and his wife was knitting. The priest asked: "Who created the Earth and man?"
The woman poked the man with her knitting needle, and the man screamed, "GOD!"
The Priest looked at him and said, "That's right." Then he asked "Who is God's son?"
Once more the woman poked her husband with the needle, he woke up and screamed, "Jesus Christ!"
Again, the priest said, "Correct."
Finally, the priest asked, "What did Eve say to Adam, when she didn't want any more children?"
The knitter poked her husband again, but this time he got up and screamed: "Poke me with that thing one more time and I'm going to rip it off!"
2007-10-26 10:43:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol hahahaha thanks for the laugh, you deserve a star!
another version i know:
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
2007-10-26 10:47:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yay! Totally!!
2007-10-26 17:49:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yay! I love the classics!
2007-10-26 17:46:37 · answer #3 · answered by Sparrowette 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay, rofl-waffle
2007-10-26 17:49:17 · answer #4 · answered by acortezrojas 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yay.
2007-10-26 17:46:44 · answer #5 · answered by Jai 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the first time I heard and I loved it!
2007-10-26 17:48:18 · answer #6 · answered by kim 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee! I love it!!! oops sorry I mean Yay!
2007-10-26 17:47:03 · answer #7 · answered by jenny2tone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yay
2007-10-26 17:48:54 · answer #8 · answered by Arlene 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a good one. I loved it
2007-10-26 17:47:37 · answer #9 · answered by bullticky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...I'd never heard that one before!
2007-10-26 17:48:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋