Entertainment & Music - 24 October 2007

Mine would be Layne Staley of Alice in Chains I love his voice


I can already sound like the dude from radiohead tho, and I'm pretty close to the guy from Pearl Jam if i try hard enough lol...

2007-10-24 17:56:14 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

Two New Foundlanders walk into a pet shop. They go directly over to the bird section.

Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem."

The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them.

"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage op dere," says Gerry, "Put dem in a peeper bag."

The clerk puts the budgies in a bag, and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop. They get into Gerry's van and drive to 'Come-By-Chance' until they are high up on a hill, and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500 foot drop.

"Dis looks like a grand place, eh?" says Gerry. He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.


Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds, before he hits the rocks below with a 'SPLAT!'

As Paddy looks down he shakes his head and says, "Fock dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too fockin' dangerous fer me."

2007-10-24 17:56:03 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-24 17:55:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-24 17:54:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

fatty only because i eat a double woper meal from burger king and still order a Jr woper on the side??? is that a lot of food for a little person like me to finish it all lol i just know how to eat thats all i love food but im not over weight at all

2007-10-24 17:54:35 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-24 17:54:29 · 20 answers · asked by Porcelain Doll 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-24 17:52:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-24 17:52:12 · 10 answers · asked by juan A 1 in Movies

2007-10-24 17:51:46 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-24 17:51:39 · 20 answers · asked by LEMON the good life 7 in Polls & Surveys

How much time each day do you spend in front of the Telly?

Me and my kids? Zero time, unless we rent a movie.

2007-10-24 17:51:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I do! Woohoo! that felt good!

2007-10-24 17:50:14 · 11 answers · asked by lolita 5 in Polls & Surveys

alot, little, nothing, or whatever..

2007-10-24 17:50:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

just wondering..whatever kind of cookies..

2007-10-24 17:48:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win the million dollars. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $32,000 milestone money.

And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pushover. It was, "Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds? Is it A) the condor; B) the buzzard; C) the cuckoo; or D) the vulture?"

The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer. And she was doubly on the spot because she had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Audience Poll Lifeline. All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline, and the woman had hoped against hope that she would not have to use it. Mainly because the only friend that she knew would be home happened to be a blonde.

But the contestant had no alternative. She called her friend and gave her the question and the four choices.

The blonde responded unhesitatingly: "That's easy. The answer is 'C' -- the cuckoo."

The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast. She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving Regis any answer except the one that her friend had given her. And considering that her friend was a blonde, that would seem to be the logical thing to do.

On the other hand, the blonde had responded with such confidence, such certitude, that the contestant could not help but be persuaded.

Time was up. "I need an answer," said Regis.

Crossing her fingers, the contestant said, "C) the cuckoo."

"Is that your final answer?" asked Regis.

"Yes, that is my final answer," she said, breaking into a sweat.

After the usual foot-dragging delay Regis said, "I regret to inform you that that answer is ... absolutely correct. You are now a millionaire!"

Three days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family and friends, including the blonde who had helped her win the million dollars.

"Jenny, I just do not know how to thank you," said the contestant. "Because of your knowing the answer to that final question, I am now a millionaire. And do you want to know something? It was the assuredness with which you answered the question that convinced me to go with your choice."

"You're welcome!" the blonde said.

"By the way," the winner said, not being able to contain the question anymore. "How did you happen to know the right answer?"

"Oh, come on," said the blonde. "Everybody knows that cuckoos don't build nests. They live in clocks."

2007-10-24 17:48:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-24 17:47:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

WARNING - Dirty joke! Rather long but bear with it ...

There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone. So he went to a store that sold sex toys. He was browsing through the dildos and started talking to the old man behind the counter. The businessman explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except -- " and he stopped.
"Except what?" the businessman asked.
"Nothing, nothing."
"C'mon, tell me! I need something!"
"Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoo dick.'"
"So what's up with this voodoo dick?" he asked.
The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said "Big f**king deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!"
The old man smiled, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door." The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook and cracks appeared down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said "Voodoo dick, get back in your box!" The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there quietly.
"I'll take it!" said the businessman & took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say "Voodoo dick, my *****." He left for his trip, satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said "Voodoo dick, my *****!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she decided she'd had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried to get it out, but couldn’t. Her husband had forgotten to tell her how to shut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn't been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her *****, and wouldn't stop screwing. The officer looked at her for a second, and then said "Yea, right. Voodoo dick, my ***!"

2007-10-24 17:47:41 · 7 answers · asked by Naruto 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I would have to say Back to the Future, Superman, and Somewhere in Time!

2007-10-24 17:47:40 · 37 answers · asked by Dancing_Architect 4 in Movies

2007-10-24 17:46:53 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i know it has for me. especially when you see someone as such a good friend and they see you as more than that. it makes things too awkward.

2007-10-24 17:46:14 · 13 answers · asked by Satellite Eyes 6 in Polls & Surveys

i use yahoo primarily, but for some reason when some of my family reply to my msgs. it says undeliverable this is a permanant error or something like that. so i was going to get another email account to see if that works.i could get a road runner accnt, since i do have bright huse cable.

2007-10-24 17:45:05 · 7 answers · asked by spindymindi 3 in Polls & Surveys

Q .. How do blonde brain cells die?
A .. Alone.

Q .. How do you brainwash a blonde?
A .. Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Q .. How do you drown a blond?
A .. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.

Q .. How do you drown a blond?
A .. Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Q .. How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A .. Flattered.

Q .. How do you confuse a blonde?
A .. You don't. They're born that way.

Q .. Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?
A .. She didn't know what number came first.

Q .. What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A .. Divorced.

Q .. How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A .. She threw it off a cliff.

Q .. How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A .. She fell out of the tree.

2007-10-24 17:43:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A woman had three daughter. When each one got married she told them to write separately about their new secret life in code to her.
First one sends "Maxwell coffee house"
that moment she understands the catch line " satisfaction to the last drop" She was happy.
Second one sends the name of a popular cigarette brand name ,whose catch line was also not very tough to find out " live life king size" She is happy again.
But her younger daughter send her mail almost after 1 month leaving her in shock. When she received it it just says "BA" she understood nothing.she kept thinking,thinking and thinking. Yet no clue. suddenly one day she saw an add stating BA,. It was British airways.
and catch line? " Twice a day, Seven days a week, Both ways"

* it if u like

2007-10-24 17:43:16 · 5 answers · asked by hotpot_garry 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-24 17:42:41 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-24 17:42:40 · 24 answers · asked by Dragon Slayer™ 5 in Polls & Surveys

Some of my Qs are not posting, I'm not getting violated, just not posting.
You can look at the last one in my Q&A list, it it important.

2007-10-24 17:42:28 · 13 answers · asked by Gonealot R 6 in Polls & Surveys

ok so heras the deal my friend who was 16 just died from a motorcross accident and he was on life support but they pulled the plug yesterday but i need a song tht is like insoirational in like a dead kinda way kinda like a parting song or something like tht... answers to this question would b greatly appreciated.... there are many ppl tht are going to miss him a lot

WE LOVE YOU SCOTT<3333 9/6/91- 10/23/07

2007-10-24 17:39:20 · 10 answers · asked by RedWingsDIEHARD 3 in Other - Music

2007-10-24 17:38:18 · 32 answers · asked by The_Juniper_Tree 5 in Polls & Surveys

Haha! I use their baby bath and I just found out that 3 of my mates do too.
LOL!

2007-10-24 17:37:44 · 14 answers · asked by krystal_engel 3 in Polls & Surveys

I am generally not a reality fan, but I can't resist America's Next Top Model! What reality show do you watch, but feel a bit embarrassed about?

2007-10-24 17:37:43 · 10 answers · asked by Esma 6 in Reality Television