Q .. How do blonde brain cells die?
A .. Alone.
Q .. How do you brainwash a blonde?
A .. Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q .. How do you drown a blond?
A .. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
Q .. How do you drown a blond?
A .. Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Q .. How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A .. Flattered.
Q .. How do you confuse a blonde?
A .. You don't. They're born that way.
Q .. Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?
A .. She didn't know what number came first.
Q .. What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A .. Divorced.
Q .. How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A .. She threw it off a cliff.
Q .. How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A .. She fell out of the tree.
2007-10-24 17:43:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent work:):) Thank you for taking your time and effort to share your hard work with the rest of us!
I am so lucky I do not have blond hair! I only have blond highlights that are natural...roflol:):)
Thanks,
Rags37:):)
2007-10-25 03:27:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some more,
Q - How did the blonde kill the fish
A - She drowned it
Q - How did the blonde kill the earth worm
A - She burried it alive
Q - How do you confuse a blonde
A - Give her a packet of M&M's and tell her to sort the M's from the W's
Q - How do you confuse a blonde
A - Give her a packet of jaffers and tell her to save the red ones for last
Think there are a few more but I forget..
2007-10-24 18:55:27 · answer #2 · answered by chinsta... 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-07 13:36:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so funny i almost fell laughing
2007-10-25 14:15:19 · answer #4 · answered by PsychoxBunny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol too funny
2007-10-27 08:29:37 · answer #5 · answered by Tweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones
2007-10-24 18:09:06 · answer #6 · answered by Shubho 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, so true.
2007-10-25 11:00:41 · answer #7 · answered by Pustic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny and true
2007-10-25 00:41:11 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha those are funny!
2007-10-25 08:54:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL those are great!
2007-10-25 11:53:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋