Two New Foundlanders walk into a pet shop. They go directly over to the bird section.
Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem."
The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them.
"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage op dere," says Gerry, "Put dem in a peeper bag."
The clerk puts the budgies in a bag, and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop. They get into Gerry's van and drive to 'Come-By-Chance' until they are high up on a hill, and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500 foot drop.
"Dis looks like a grand place, eh?" says Gerry. He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds, before he hits the rocks below with a 'SPLAT!'
As Paddy looks down he shakes his head and says, "Fock dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too fockin' dangerous fer me."
2007-10-24 17:56:03 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol
2007-10-25 00:26:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha? I'm not sure what is the joke: is it the pun "budgie jumping" or the understatement of Paddy saying it's dangerous?
2007-10-25 01:00:04 · answer #2 · answered by junsumoney 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
This is a really good joke!! I do not think many understand the joke...lol:) They are not so smart...you know???
Thanks once more for another good laugh and another smiley:):)
Thanks,
Rags37:):)
2007-10-25 11:14:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...dats funny...star 4 u
2007-10-27 21:39:05 · answer #4 · answered by Hy34lif3™ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! heard that before!you rock , bagbalm catdew!
2007-10-25 10:21:44 · answer #5 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha thats cute! thanks
**starred**
2007-10-25 01:09:44 · answer #6 · answered by mamakitty88 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha lol
2007-10-25 02:00:04 · answer #7 · answered by **beep** 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh ok i think i get it
2007-10-25 16:02:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wahahahahaha
those foundlanders are smart arent they. . .
they should join are you smarter than a 5th grader. . . .
very funny dude thanks. . .
2007-10-25 03:01:44 · answer #9 · answered by dodong1127 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha another good one
2007-10-25 02:00:41 · answer #10 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋