Entertainment & Music - 22 October 2007

2007-10-22 07:48:29 · 42 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 07:47:30 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

from global warming, or anything else?

What Do You Think??

2007-10-22 07:47:05 · 16 answers · asked by Batman 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 07:46:17 · 36 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

It was a rainy afternoon and Billy wanted to go out and play, but his mother said, "NO Billy it's pouring out!"

An hour later Billy comes back and asks, "Mommy it's not raining anymore, may I go out now?"

His Mom looks out the window and says, "I guess so."

So little Billy runs into the kitchen and grabs a bag of M+M's of the counter and goes outside, He sits down on the curb, takes an M+M throws it up in the air catches it in his mouth, bites his cat, Mittens and moves over on the curb.

Billy's mom looks out the window and see's this going on and she just ignores it. Ten minutes later Billy takes an M+M throws it up in the air catches it in his mouth bites his cat and moves down the curb more.

So hi mom seeing this going on again goes outside and says "Billy what on earth are you doing?"

Billy says "just playing Trucker! Popping pills, eating p ussy, and moving on down the road"

2007-10-22 07:46:08 · 16 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Hi, I would like all the info I can find on spiritualism. My dad, and two of my sisters and myself knows by dreams and intuition before somethings happen. I want to persue this and sharpen my skills. Serious answers only please.

2007-10-22 07:46:07 · 4 answers · asked by Selena H 1 in Horoscopes

2007-10-22 07:45:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

....sleeping beside you when you wake-up in the morning?

2007-10-22 07:44:52 · 37 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

the movies that take ral movies and combind them and make front of them they are so funny!!!!

2007-10-22 07:42:46 · 6 answers · asked by paytie 1 in Comedy

Star if funny, please!

A 1st grade class was learning about taste buds, so their teacher decided to have an experiment to see if the class could figure out what flavour different kinds of Life Savors were.
She passed out a red LS and immediately the class said, "Cherry!" They were right
She passed out a green LS and soon after the class said, "Lime!" They were right.
The teacher replied with, "Wow! You guys are smart, but I bet you will have trouble with this next one." She passes out a clearish-yellowish LS. This time she was right, the class had trouble with it. So, she tells them, "I'll give you guys a hint... it is what your parents call each other."
Immediately, Little Jimmy yells out, "NOOOO! DON'T EAT IT! IT'S AN A**HOLE!!!"

The flavour was honey.

2007-10-22 07:42:05 · 7 answers · asked by lucy 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-22 07:41:44 · 26 answers · asked by Chris C 3 in Polls & Surveys

A man is out fishing and realizes he was supposed to be home an hour ago. He jumps in his car and speeds away, checking his watch as he zooms over a small bridge. After crossing the bridge, he looks in his rear view mirror, only to see flashing blue and red lights. Swearing to himself, he pulls to the side of the road.

The state trooper gets out of his car, walks up to the man's window and says, "I caught you on radar doing forty-five at the end of that bridge. The speed limit is thirty-five. Can I see your license?"

As the man hands his license to the trooper, he says, "Can't you give me a warning? I was late for work."

The trooper takes that license, starts to writes the ticket and says, "Sorry, the law is the law. What do you do for a living?

"I'm a rectum stretcher," the man replies.

"A WHAT??" the cop asks incredulously.

"A rectum stretcher," the man replies. "I go to people's houses when they need to be stretched. I start with one finger, then go to two, then three and four. then a whole hand. Then two hands. Then I pull my hands apart until it is a full six feet across."

The cop, whose jaw has dropped in amazement, peers over his sunglasses and asks, "What are you supposed to do with a six foot asshole?"

"Give him a radar gun and stick him at the end of a bridge."

2007-10-22 07:41:21 · 24 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Ok. I have had this park of a song stuck in my head and its really annoying me. I think its a group of people. It reminds me of a show type of song (probably is). I think they sing "with beautyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, hopeeeeeeee and gloryyyyyyyyyy" and thats all i remember and its doing my head in. Please Help!!

2007-10-22 07:41:17 · 5 answers · asked by Michelle W 2 in Other - Music

knowing you don't really need it, would you give it away or hang on to it for a rainy day?

2007-10-22 07:40:29 · 40 answers · asked by GOLDENFAIRY 7 in Polls & Surveys

dang it last question!

I guess I ate the rest, sorry to burst your bubble Vivi but I am not fat just big boned,hehehee

2007-10-22 07:40:27 · 69 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it normal for me to hate looking /seeing my pic?
I don't have a low self esteem, i just don't like it.

2007-10-22 07:38:59 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what must I do to get a little lovin?

2007-10-22 07:38:50 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,22492511-5005375,00.html?from=mostpop

Weird question, I know, and I swore I wasn't going to post on this site again, but I need a general population group to compare to this other group to see if that group was different than the general population, so just post which way you see it going...

2007-10-22 07:37:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

say what you're birthday is too lol

my birthday is January 9th and I have the same birthday as:
-Dave Matthews
-AJ McLean
-Marco Sanchez

2007-10-22 07:36:24 · 20 answers · asked by Yanks4Life23519 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 07:35:26 · 13 answers · asked by Claire 2 in Drama

To think i'm in my early 20s and still get scared when i'm alone in the house by myself at night! I live with my parents still, and they're away for the next 2 weeks. Give me some ideas - what should I do if I start to obsess about every little noise?!

2007-10-22 07:34:59 · 57 answers · asked by rozybb 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 07:34:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am a long skirt and neat tops person! If you are not bothered either way it is not a problem. if you don`t reply i may have to kill you and make it look like an accident. threats not allowed . That was a promise.

2007-10-22 07:34:37 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This is what happened. My mother decided to start eating better,therefore changing her diet. She bought some popcorn and I decided to try it. It had NO FLAVOR. I mean it had NOTHING. It was hot, tasteless food and it has the right to call itself a snack. So you kno wat I did? I went into the fridge, got some hot sauce and spiced those babies up!!!!

There is alot of healthy stuff that at least has some kind of flavor. How could someone eat that popcorn!!!!

2007-10-22 07:31:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I used to loooooooooooooooove Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam's music. My favorite song by them was"I wonder if I take you home."

2007-10-22 07:30:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 07:30:53 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My little sister just brought me some Whoppers and I am going to hide the rest of the box before my husband and kids get home so that I do not have to share them.
Peace.

2007-10-22 07:30:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'll give you 5 catergories and you list how each member of the band ranks for the given catergory from 1 - 4.

A. Songwriting ability
B. Singing voice
C. Guitar skill
D. Drum skill
E. Showmanship

ex:

Songwriting
1. John Lennon
2. George Harrison
3. Paul McCartney
4. Ringo Starr

2007-10-22 07:30:44 · 13 answers · asked by Antonio Montana Jr. 4 in Rock and Pop

Boss has to lay off Ann or Jack. Ann walks into the office, boss say's 'I have a problem, I have to lay you or Jack off.....'You better jack off, I've got a headache'. Larry la Prise who wrote the hokey cokey has died aged 93. The worst part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in, then the trouble started.
Paul McCartney poem-: We lay upon the grassy bank, my hands were all a quiver, I slowly undid her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river. Sorry I haven't been in touch, a friend was rushed to hospital to have a dangerous mole removed from his penis...... he won't be sh@gging one of those again! It's important to keep fit as you get older, my granny started walking 5 kilometres a day when she was 60. Today she's 97 and we don't know where the hell she is! Tampax have replaced the string on their tampons with a piece of tinsel.... They say it's only for the Christmas period.

2007-10-22 07:30:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If I give your answer a "thumb's up," do you get a notification that I gave you a "thumb's up?"

2007-10-22 07:29:57 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys