Little Billy?

Question

It was a rainy afternoon and Billy wanted to go out and play, but his mother said, "NO Billy it's pouring out!"

An hour later Billy comes back and asks, "Mommy it's not raining anymore, may I go out now?"

His Mom looks out the window and says, "I guess so."

So little Billy runs into the kitchen and grabs a bag of M+M's of the counter and goes outside, He sits down on the curb, takes an M+M throws it up in the air catches it in his mouth, bites his cat, Mittens and moves over on the curb.

Billy's mom looks out the window and see's this going on and she just ignores it. Ten minutes later Billy takes an M+M throws it up in the air catches it in his mouth bites his cat and moves down the curb more.

So hi mom seeing this going on again goes outside and says "Billy what on earth are you doing?"

Billy says "just playing Trucker! Popping pills, eating p ussy, and moving on down the road"

Answer 1

noooo!!!!! my husband is a trucker!!!!!!

Answer 2

I think Billy needs therapy.

Answer 3

LOL...Those truckers sure do know how to have some fun!

Answer 4

I hope she washed his mouth out with soap.

Answer 5

a star for you. 10/10. fantastic joke.

now mum ...............go and wash Billy's mouth out with soapy water,hahaha.

Answer 6

hehehe, bet his brother is little johnny, pmsl

have a star

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Answer 7

Ha ha suppose eating M&M's is like popping pills!!


:-)))

Answer 8

Haahahahahaaaaaa.....hahahahaaa, gutter level is my favouite...lol

Answer 9

very good have a star

Answer 10

ohh, the innocence of youth
starred

Answer 11

very bad