Boss has to lay off Ann or Jack. Ann walks into the office, boss say's 'I have a problem, I have to lay you or Jack off.....'You better jack off, I've got a headache'. Larry la Prise who wrote the hokey cokey has died aged 93. The worst part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in, then the trouble started.
Paul McCartney poem-: We lay upon the grassy bank, my hands were all a quiver, I slowly undid her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river. Sorry I haven't been in touch, a friend was rushed to hospital to have a dangerous mole removed from his penis...... he won't be sh@gging one of those again! It's important to keep fit as you get older, my granny started walking 5 kilometres a day when she was 60. Today she's 97 and we don't know where the hell she is! Tampax have replaced the string on their tampons with a piece of tinsel.... They say it's only for the Christmas period.
2007-10-22 07:30:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
once again very very funny. 10/10. thnx for the laugh.
2007-10-22 08:08:24 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-22 07:32:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-22 10:11:17 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like a blind man at an orgy...your just gonna hafta feel things out.
2007-10-22 07:34:17 · answer #4 · answered by skinwalker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shaggy dog tale #2 i do in comparison to mummies working for me by way of fact they arrive "unraveled" decrease than stress. shaggy dog tale #3 ought to be who did the zombie invite... by way of fact ghosts are spectral apparitions and can't "dig-up" something or anybody different than that ... extremely good!
2016-10-07 09:54:16 · answer #5 · answered by kottwitz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of them are old but all of them are funny.
2007-10-22 07:37:14 · answer #6 · answered by candle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao. just spent ages sending them by text to my daughter.
2007-10-22 07:41:05 · answer #7 · answered by heavymetalbitch 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THANX a million! Byoots, all. Keep 'em coming. (Oo-er, what have I said!).
2007-10-22 07:43:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you are funny guy. you have a future...in a cubicle!
2007-10-22 07:33:38 · answer #9 · answered by jasonb3379 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-22 07:43:59 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋