Entertainment & Music - 22 October 2007

When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper thing to do is to find out who the father is and see why he is not providing support.

The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. Or putting it another way... Who yo Daddy! These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out number 11. It takes the prize and ..3 is runner up.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the same to me.

8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time.... well I don't have a clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby. After all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

Yep, you guessed it right. You are all paying taxes to support these dim wits.

2007-10-22 11:06:52 · 4 answers · asked by ღKrissyღ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Girls and Guys if you like somebody (as a girlfriend/boyfriend) would you try to make them laugh ? I'm just curious , lol !

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And do you think you ever will make it there?

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Superman or Spider-Man?

2007-10-22 11:05:35 · 68 answers · asked by updo 3 in Polls & Surveys

You just met a girl named Sally. What is your first reaction of that name? do you like it? think it reminds you of somthing? Does it make you think that person is....mean, weird, what?

2007-10-22 11:04:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

on your ring finger?

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Has someone hugged you back?

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I took mine for granted. I tried to make my daughter some hot chocolate and it's not heating. Next I was going to heat roast beef for a sandwich...then was going to melt cheese for nachos, lastly, my son wanted popcorn!!!! I didn't realize how much I used my microwave.

Home Depot...here comes my husband!!! I don't go in there except for their jalepeno cheese pretzels...heeheehee

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Have you ever done so? Did it work? What's your story?

2007-10-22 11:00:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Switzerland.Beautiful.

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It's a guy and he features timberland. I know the songs called APOLOGIZE. but who the singer?

2007-10-22 11:00:00 · 6 answers · asked by Jessy 2 in Other - Music

and how do you feel about that?

2007-10-22 10:59:41 · 51 answers · asked by storybud 3 in Polls & Surveys

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She
couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all.

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new

2007-10-22 10:59:34 · 18 answers · asked by Dana 2 in Jokes & Riddles

No names because that's against community guidelines and I wouldn't want to get reported twice in one day. Just simply say what kind of people, like ignorant people, concieted people, imposterors etc.

For me, I dislike people on here who pretend to be someone else.

2007-10-22 10:58:34 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The year 5010?
what will the future be like in the year 5010? will we be better off then than we are now? and what will we have in 5010 that seems impossible to have in 2007

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i prefer kickball

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ex. What`s the food like?. when you think about it there is not a lot to say as you keep one eye on the clock! We do love to visit those we care about but it is hard to find something sensible to say! unless of course it is only me .

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