Entertainment & Music - 22 October 2007

where was the bench and what was the view..

2007-10-22 11:15:35 · 40 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

Three guys go into a bar: a guy from Dallas, a guy from San Francisco, and a guy from Boulder. They drank and got a little rowdy. Suddenly, completely without warning, the Texan grabbed a bottle of tequila, unscrewed the top, took a good swig, and threw the bottle into the air. He then jerked a Colt .45 pistol out of his pocket and shot the bottle, spraying tequila all over everything and everybody.
The patrons at the bar shouted, "Hey, bud, why'd you waste that tequila?"

The Texan said, "Heck, it's just tequila. Us Texans go across the border all the time and get all the tequila we want."

Not to be outdone, the Californian whipped out a corkscrew and uncorked a bottle of wine. He poured some into a glass, swirled it, sniffed, commented on the tart insolence of its bouquet, sipped, tossed the bottle in the air, nicked it with a round from a silly little chrome-plated pistol, and showered a couple of patrons at the bar with wine.

The patrons, upset by the casual waste and general lack of concern for their safety, expressed their displeasure and astonishment, to which the Californian replied, "Well, I'm from Napa Valley, and we have more than enough wine where I come from."

The Boulderite, a quiet observer up to this point, touched the crystal hanging from his neck, adjusted his Birkenstocks, flipped back his ponytail, put down his guitar, and borrowed a bottle opener from the bartender. He popped the top off a bottle of Fat Tire beer, hammered it back, threw the empty bottle into the air, pulled a 9mm Beretta, took careful aim, shot both the Californian and the Texan, and caught the falling bottle.

The patrons screamed in utter disbelief, "Why'd you do that?"

The Boulderite replied, "I'm from Colorado. We've already got too many Texans and way too many Californians, but glass bottles, now those can be recycled!"

2007-10-22 11:15:34 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The Yaholeinthewall is open for service!! What'll it be?

2007-10-22 11:15:19 · 21 answers · asked by §hizz. 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 11:15:19 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 11:14:28 · 83 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The classic. =)

2007-10-22 11:14:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I do!!!

2007-10-22 11:12:41 · 25 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Don't laugh. I'm boringly sane and have seen things...once, in our old house, somebody put the lid on the pickle jar while I was making a sandwich...I thought it was Sheryl...she was way at the other end of the house. We talked about that for a week...I heard what I heard.

2007-10-22 11:12:15 · 7 answers · asked by TD Euwaite? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm making a presentation tomorrow about detecting lies. I wanted some instance from movies where someone lies so I can show it to the class. Thanks.

2007-10-22 11:12:15 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-10-22 11:12:09 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a> rich
b>famous
c>smart
d>good looking

2007-10-22 11:12:08 · 18 answers · asked by Ded L 1 in Celebrities

i heard it on the radio and the hills but i have no clue who sings it?

2007-10-22 11:11:49 · 4 answers · asked by ♥kristie♥ 2 in Other - Music

Mmmm. Redi Whip!!!

2007-10-22 11:11:46 · 24 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

mine is "Dont know what to tell ya"

2007-10-22 11:11:42 · 10 answers · asked by ChuckDeucez 6 in R&B & Soul

What kind were they?

2007-10-22 11:11:15 · 18 answers · asked by Dylanne 6 in Polls & Surveys

Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors."

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go.

Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again.

Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Still not good.

Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable again.

So they tried "Lost Souls and *** Holes." No way.

"Analysis and Anal Cysts?" Nope.

"Nuts and Butts?" Uh uh.

"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go.

"Loons and Moons?" Forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."

2007-10-22 11:11:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Yahoo Addicts Anonymous ! Would YOU like to join .....?

2007-10-22 11:10:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

- You could be protesting infront of White House
- You could advertise products
- You could send a message to your lover or your mother in law and want the world to see

Be creative.

2007-10-22 11:10:48 · 16 answers · asked by Alice in Wonderbra 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 11:10:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 11:10:33 · 16 answers · asked by ©smegma 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 11:10:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My 20 month old is becoming quite skilled at air guitar! I play a mean air tambourine.

2007-10-22 11:10:16 · 29 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I was sitting here whistling a tune. Do you whistle tunes or just whistle loud when you want to get someone's attention.

2007-10-22 11:09:54 · 12 answers · asked by Cotton Candy 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 11:09:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I live on a busy one....

2007-10-22 11:09:08 · 11 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Do u think she's pretty?? She's my relative so be nice...
http://s197.photobucket.com/albums/aa76/leilanimizanin/?action=view¤t=Me.jpg

2007-10-22 11:08:56 · 57 answers · asked by *zαc єfяoи ℓovєя* 2 in Polls & Surveys

Which would you place there?
I want Ruruoni Kenshin, Air TV, Full Metal Panic, or Black Lagoon on there!
And Cowboy Bebop is taking too long...(I don't like that show).

2007-10-22 11:08:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Would you throw the ticket away or come hunting birds?

2007-10-22 11:08:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 11:07:26 · 3 answers · asked by algal04 2 in Polls & Surveys

The song that you love so much, but always seems to end way before it should?

Deep Purple's Soldier of Fortune for me. I always feel like it should be at least 7 minutes long... seems to end to soon everytime I hear it.

2007-10-22 11:07:18 · 27 answers · asked by meep meep 7 in Rock and Pop