Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors."
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go.
Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again.
Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Still not good.
Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable again.
So they tried "Lost Souls and *** Holes." No way.
"Analysis and Anal Cysts?" Nope.
"Nuts and Butts?" Uh uh.
"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go.
"Loons and Moons?" Forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
2007-10-22 11:11:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it!! Way too funny!!
2007-10-22 14:13:38 · answer #1 · answered by Ginny 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2007-10-22 13:14:06 · answer #2 · answered by xılǝɥ ⋆ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 4 that 1 lol
2007-10-23 00:53:36 · answer #3 · answered by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-22 13:40:54 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
COOL, you should have plenty of stars for this. A genuine kind, its funny yet simple and NOT CORNY at all. Thanks for the laugh and for that i give you a star!
2007-10-22 21:53:26 · answer #5 · answered by Marge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO! 2 thumbs up! And a star for you!
2016-04-09 22:19:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow. whoever came up with that is a freakin' genius. That is hilarious!
2007-10-22 12:53:35 · answer #7 · answered by Senator John McClain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I love this joke!
2007-10-22 13:37:25 · answer #8 · answered by Mako 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one im starring
2007-10-22 13:21:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very, very good. STAR. I'd give ya two stars if I could...
2007-10-22 17:26:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was brilliant. Real good.
2007-10-22 14:14:21 · answer #11 · answered by sjstalost 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋