One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She
couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new
2007-10-22 10:59:34 · 18 answers · asked by Dana 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely
blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?" I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
2007-10-22 11:00:14 · update #1
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
2007-10-22 11:00:29 · update #2
LOL, thats awesome! my new fave joke. i luv you! star! pick me as the best (please)!
2007-10-22 11:06:54 · answer #1 · answered by Stacie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-22 18:41:20 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious. I love it!!!!! 5 Stars
2007-10-22 18:26:44 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Kym♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!, i have to say this is pretty hilarious!!I wow that's a nice stunt u pulled there, lol!
2007-10-22 18:07:25 · answer #4 · answered by Diana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one, really funny, star for you
2007-10-23 04:58:24 · answer #5 · answered by Marge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that's so funny. I am in school, and people think I'm crazy for laughing. rotflol.
2007-10-23 07:35:21 · answer #6 · answered by igoh900 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Ouch you sure got her back.
2007-10-23 00:46:08 · answer #7 · answered by Em 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sh!t's funny! *star* for you! Keep em coming!!
2007-10-22 19:06:26 · answer #8 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL great one XD
2007-10-22 18:13:02 · answer #9 · answered by randomoffer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL! I LOVE that one!! One shiny gold star for you! :o)
2007-10-22 18:06:23 · answer #10 · answered by ♪♪BandMom♪♪ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is one of the best jokes i have heard in a long time. thanks for that.
p.s. u get a star
2007-10-22 20:28:44 · answer #11 · answered by Steve 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋