Entertainment & Music - 20 October 2007

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day on the day that you died. The policy would go into effect at noon the next day. So, the next day at 12:01 the first person came to the gates of Heaven. The Angel at the gate, remembering the new policy, promptly asked the man, "Before I let you in, I need you to tell me how your day was going when you died." "No problem," the man said. "I came home to my 25th-floor apartment on my lunch hour and caught my wife having an affair. But her lover was nowhere in sight. I immediately began searching for him. My wife was half naked and yelling at me as I searched the entire apartment. Just as I was about to give up, I happened to glance out onto the balcony and noticed that there was a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips!

2007-10-20 18:21:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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2007-10-20 18:20:37 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

We have to recommend movies that deal with drugs for a class I'm in. So I'm looking for movies or documentaries that cover the topic somewhat. If you could give me the name of the movie and what drug or drugs it deals with, let me know. Thanks!

2007-10-20 18:19:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Two couples were playing poker one evening.Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor.When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife,Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back upagain, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.Bob's wife followed and asked,'Did you see anything that you like under there?'Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did.She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.'After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costsof this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested. Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoonsand Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m.sharp - and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500

2007-10-20 18:15:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

So I'm at work and there's nothing going on so I wanted to read something interesting. Please list one or more interesting facts about yourself!

Thanks. : ]

2007-10-20 18:15:13 · 37 answers · asked by Chessie's having a GIRL! 3 in Polls & Surveys

characteristics and why?

2007-10-20 18:13:53 · 8 answers · asked by left_sock_ missing 3 in Polls & Surveys

What year was it produced? I haven't heard it for awhile and was just wondering. Excellent tune though!

2007-10-20 18:12:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Right now (or current) and all-time?

2007-10-20 18:11:36 · 14 answers · asked by † The God That Cannot Be †™ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-20 18:10:24 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas

Okay my wife and our two kids, and me were at the store and my wife was checking out. And i was holding my daughter, she didn't want to walk she's only three. And then she falls asleep while i'm holding her and some lady walks by and says "Wow why do men hold there daughters?" Then she says men should only hold there sons". And then i heard her say " That man must be a child molester!" I think that was totally rude! What would you have done? And was i doing something wrong by holding her? And what's with some of these women?

2007-10-20 18:10:13 · 18 answers · asked by REVOLVED AROUND ONE BOY ONE GIRL 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-20 18:09:47 · 7 answers · asked by nolongerhere 4 in Polls & Surveys

does this series take place in japan?

2007-10-20 18:09:44 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-10-20 18:09:27 · 6 answers · asked by Maria 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-20 18:09:09 · 38 answers · asked by (!)listen 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-20 18:08:22 · 17 answers · asked by misia 5 in Polls & Surveys

IT hasn't happened to me but I know people get angry and say things and then live to regret them. always say good things to your loved ones before parting whether it is to sleep, work, school etc

2007-10-20 18:07:28 · 26 answers · asked by shadowkat6927 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-20 18:04:26 · 12 answers · asked by (!)listen 5 in Polls & Surveys

Why is it that you can take two complete strangers and have them witness the exact same event at the exact same time yet ones recounting of the event will be different from the other???

2007-10-20 18:03:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=36568798&albumId=831988

Check it out, personally, i think my avatar is way too hot for me, but I know she forgives me.

2007-10-20 18:02:41 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZSKvSz1roQ

2007-10-20 18:01:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

wHEN is will traveler the shoow coming back?

2007-10-20 18:00:52 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Television

I feel like asking this question again. I asked it earlier today in several categories.

I want everyone to know about the situation in Iraq in all its REALITY, tribes, different powers in Iraq right now, the US's goal for Iraq, the Iranian, Saudi, and Syrian interests in Iraq currently, Al Qaeda's goals for Iraq, the Sunni vs. Shiite vs. Kurd conflict past and present, the major mistruths (maybe, maybe not direct lies) that have been stated by Bush administration to get us into Iraq, why each country is in Iraq right now, the cost of the US leaving Iraq (what would happen to the Iraqi people, what would happen to US interests in the region), etc.

There is so much people should learn about this. I believe that each country's population that has troops in Iraq should be tought this as being mandatory and the people, WE THE PEOPLE ONLY AFTER LEARNING ALL OF THIS, should vote on whether to stay in Iraq or whether not to.

2007-10-20 18:00:30 · 6 answers · asked by anonymous 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-20 18:00:09 · 10 answers · asked by ReelTru 4 in Other - Music

I think only real men wear pink...& it doesn't make them gay or "metrosexual"...Alot of men look good in pink!

2007-10-20 17:59:26 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-20 17:59:14 · 4 answers · asked by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 in Movies

2007-10-20 17:58:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

does just the beginning constitute as a legal question?

2007-10-20 17:58:31 · 21 answers · asked by shadowkat6927 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-20 17:58:26 · 13 answers · asked by Red Phantom 5 in Polls & Surveys

even the ones you don't wear and seek refuge in the back of your closet.

Count 'em.

2007-10-20 17:58:03 · 57 answers · asked by blueJay 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-20 17:57:12 · 12 answers · asked by Red Phantom 5 in Polls & Surveys