Two couples were playing poker one evening.Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor.When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife,Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back upagain, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.Bob's wife followed and asked,'Did you see anything that you like under there?'Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did.She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.'After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costsof this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested. Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoonsand Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m.sharp - and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500
2007-10-20 18:15:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
they went to thebedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.Jim quickly dressed and left.As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving,asked his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?' With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop byfor a few minutes this afternoon 'Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked,'And did he give you $500?' Sue, using her best poker face,replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.' Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,'He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me.He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way homeand pay me back.'
2007-10-20 18:16:03 · update #1
Haha that's pretty good. Never heard it before. Where'd you get that?
9/10
2007-10-20 18:21:27 · answer #1 · answered by Russell W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. That's a good one! Jim's a clever one...
2007-10-20 18:22:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 very funny i liked and very clever
have a star
2007-10-20 18:37:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jim is well darn smart, i should say
good joke!
2007-10-20 20:04:25 · answer #4 · answered by asdf. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's too long, i dont wnat to read the whole thing
2007-10-20 18:50:38 · answer #5 · answered by NavySEALs 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was really good one!!!
2007-10-20 18:22:18 · answer #6 · answered by pisces_lover06 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2007-10-20 19:43:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha .any other jokes??
2007-10-20 21:09:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol loved it!!
2007-10-20 18:43:34 · answer #9 · answered by hj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋