Entertainment & Music - 17 October 2007

O J & The Devil

One day in the future, O.J. Simpson has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay
here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do; I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

O.J. thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

"No," O.J. said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, this is no; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented O.J.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, O.J. saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

O.J. looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said . . . . . .
(This is priceless)

"OK, Monica, you're free to go."

2007-10-17 23:55:38 · 10 answers · asked by shatski1 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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If someone hit your dog would you be justified in hitting them for doing so?

I mean this seriously. eg. your dog has done nothing to this person but they decide to hit it with a stick or something It happens.

2007-10-17 23:55:15 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever wanted more than friendship from a good friend?

2007-10-17 23:53:29 · 38 answers · asked by BOBBY B 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Would I know the real you by reading your Q&A?

I sometimes answer questions here in a manner that do not reflect my real-life actual views but just for fun or playing the devil's advocate.

2007-10-17 23:52:43 · 12 answers · asked by Smokin Gun! 4 in Polls & Surveys

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A pop song from the 70's titled "Ariel or Ariel", who sang it?

2007-10-17 23:51:32 · 7 answers · asked by Jim S 1 in Rock and Pop

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Has this ever happen to you?

This happened to me:
My father is in the hospital
I end up in clinic due to crystals in the Pelvis(stones in the bladder)
You have to leave apartment because landlord wants to sell house and have a due date
Threaten to cut electricity
etc,etc,etc the list does not stop
Everything just happening all together!

2007-10-17 23:50:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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whats the mani ratnam doing right now ?

is he directing rajnikanth ?

2007-10-17 23:47:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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any of you know who Marty Feldman is?

2007-10-17 23:46:22 · 18 answers · asked by tom b 2 in Celebrities

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Do you think rock music is dead for good?

With the popularity of pop country and rap/hip hop it seems far to say rock is dead. Yeah, I know that metal stuff like Slipknot is out there, but to me it really doesn't count because it's more or less loud noise.

But would you agree that hard rock is dead?

2007-10-17 23:43:58 · 18 answers · asked by Brian 1 in Rock and Pop

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what is your 2nd favourite organ of the human body?

2007-10-17 23:42:37 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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True or False: You like Oatmeal?

false for me..

2007-10-17 23:40:11 · 60 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

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need some DANCE songs?

i need new dance songss not techno tho..

2007-10-17 23:40:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in R&B & Soul

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Time for another....?

A man enters a bar and orders a double martini which he drinks down in one go. He orders another and peeks into his pocket then drinks the martini. He ordered another martini and before drinking it he peeks into his pocket again. This goes on for several more drinks and the barman starts to get curious. "Hey there" he asks "Why do you look in your pocket like that before you drink your drink?" The customer replied ..... " In my pocket I have a picture of my wife and when she starts to look good then I know it's time to go home...!"

2007-10-17 23:37:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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The way the world is now if you witnessed a crime would you be afraid to say you saw it?

This is just a hypothetical question.

2007-10-17 23:36:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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who do you think of when i say "tom"...hes famous?

2007-10-17 23:36:21 · 20 answers · asked by mojo569 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What are two of your favorite things to do?

2007-10-17 23:36:17 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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need a chorus a sweet chorus for my song help !!!!!!!!!!?

I just cant stop loving you
Nowadays it’s all I seem to do
I’m Look at the sky im thinking of you
Thinking r you looking too
Just need you in my life
Your so far away Id need a plane ride
Train ride 2 get by you side

this is a sweet song about a boy that i am going out with but need help plzzzzzzzzzz sung acousticly :) xxxxxxxxxxx

2007-10-17 23:36:12 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics

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Who is it? Is it you?

*drama*

2007-10-17 23:36:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why do teen girls always make kissey/pucker faces at the camera?

Seriously......am I the only one who finds it annoying that every teenage girl thinks she needs to pucker her lips at the camera? I was looking at the profile of a teenager the other day and like 90% of her pictures were her making a kissey face at the camera..So I looked around and it turns out, most teenagers do that. It's not cute, infact it looks retarded, so why do they do it?

2007-10-17 23:33:33 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Doesn't a simple question require a simple answer??

I just posted a question about "dizzyness" and was lectured by a P&S user. Can you believe it? Why are people so "mean" and "bossy"??? Geezz!!

2007-10-17 23:32:49 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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have you seen these films yet?

The Brave One or No Reservations
they are showing together at my local drive inn, are they worth watching

2007-10-17 23:32:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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i need help to right my lyrics?

Babes come take me in your arms
Show me how much I mean to you
Let our hearts do the talking
And let our lips do the loving
Let me feel what you are feeling right now
And I’ll show what I’m feeling

2007-10-17 23:32:01 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics

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really funny?

hey put something funny or confusing to make me and my friends laugh.
i want to tell them a joke or something embarressing/funny that happened. or a riddle to confuse them will be good.

2007-10-17 23:31:46 · 13 answers · asked by sarah s 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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who is the most known actress at all time history?

2007-10-17 23:30:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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what animal did you wanna be when you was younger?

i wanted to be a lion, cos i loved the lion king, up to the age of 13 i was walking around my house on all fours , and i used to try and sleep like one.

but i just grew up to be a bee

2007-10-17 23:30:06 · 32 answers · asked by Bumumble 3 in Polls & Surveys