A man enters a bar and orders a double martini which he drinks down in one go. He orders another and peeks into his pocket then drinks the martini. He ordered another martini and before drinking it he peeks into his pocket again. This goes on for several more drinks and the barman starts to get curious. "Hey there" he asks "Why do you look in your pocket like that before you drink your drink?" The customer replied ..... " In my pocket I have a picture of my wife and when she starts to look good then I know it's time to go home...!"
2007-10-17 23:37:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
was he drunk when they get married??
2007-10-17 23:54:08 · answer #1 · answered by Serine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 x
2007-10-17 23:41:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-17 23:41:29 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow
2007-10-17 23:44:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha very good, made me laugh.
2007-10-18 00:22:21 · answer #5 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-10-18 22:38:23 · answer #6 · answered by Philomena 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-18 07:00:49 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-10-17 23:41:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny...a star for you!!!
2007-10-18 00:10:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋