really funny?

Question

hey put something funny or confusing to make me and my friends laugh.
i want to tell them a joke or something embarressing/funny that happened. or a riddle to confuse them will be good.

Answer 1

The husband to the wife:" Why do you put a bra on when you have nothing to put in it anyway?"
The wife:" Well, you put your pants on, don't you?"

Answer 2

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should help you get started.

During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."

Okay, here's your test:
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon."
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Answer:

"No," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug."

So, how did *YOU* do?

Answer 3

Ok u can ask this one, its kinda old but still

first, how do u put a giraffe in a fridge?

-> Simple, open the fridge door, and put him in.

second, how do u put an elephant in a fridge?

->U take out the giraffe, and then put the elephant in.

third, the Lion, the king of jungle is hosting a party and all the animals turn up, except one. WHo?

-> the elephant who is in the fridge.

fourth, you gotta cross a river where crocodiles live. How do u do it if u got no boat?

-> the crocodiles have gone to the party remember.


U gotta say it right, ok?

Answer 4

I'll tell you the one i read yesterday on Y!A, and it was pretty good in my opinion.

There was a father with 3 daughters. One day, the first daughter walked up to her father and asked, "Dad, why is my name Daisy?"
"That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second daughter than asked, "Dad, why am I called Rose?"
"That's because a rose fell on your head when you were born."
Lastly, the third daughter opened her mouth, "Durr. Errrr. Errrr."

"Shut up, Cinder Block."


hope that put a smile on your face.

Answer 5

copy and paste the following question into yahoo questions!
its even funnier cause its under womens health!!!!


Help! What Picture Suits me Best, I am Ugly, Girls, Who Wants me?

nuff said!!! LOL
i pulled the plug! good laugh though

Answer 6

2 eggs boiling in a pan one says "god aint it hot in here" the other replies "wait till you get out they smash ya head in"

Answer 7

i no she wont give a best answer untill shanon jordan had posted her answer and everytime u ask a question u ask it loads n give all the best answers to her

Answer 8

I created a second account JUST so I could get myself more points...

Answer 9

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 10

ha ha ha funny