Entertainment & Music - 19 October 2007

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him.

"No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."

Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun.

He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents.

His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier. But still there is complete silence at the table.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline.

Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE F**KING DISHES"

2007-10-19 18:52:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I want as many as possible, I don't care what you say.

2007-10-19 18:51:50 · 25 answers · asked by Twister Trent 4 in Polls & Surveys

for a living, I drive the short bus

2007-10-19 18:51:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'd have to go with the Searchers ...Needles and Pins

2007-10-19 18:51:07 · 17 answers · asked by banjaxed 6 in Polls & Surveys

everyone always talks about the influence these two left on the game, and how they influence other artists to be like them, imitate their flows, etc. but is that influence still relevant today? can you name any rappers to come out in the past 5 years with music thats sounds like it was anything remotely influenced by Biggie or Pac? yet take the same rappers to come out the past 5 years and i guarantee it will be more stuff influenced by someone like Jay-z.

and what about Eazy E, who some would call the godfather of gangsta rap..you think anyone (outside of The Game; who seems to be influenced by every past legend) has a major influence on rappers today, and im not talkin ppl who are just a fan of his, but people who listen to his work and strive to equal that greatness?

Discuss

2007-10-19 18:50:14 · 13 answers · asked by ĤNIC {R.I.P. Sean Taylor} 5 in Rap and Hip-Hop

the part where stewie goes 'unts unts unts...'

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=3300300

is there an avtual song like that

2007-10-19 18:49:49 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

A husband and wife were scheduled to attend a Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and
told her husband to go to the Halloween party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by her not going.

So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain, and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice
'chick' he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

She went up to him, being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.

"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there.'

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guy, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."

"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, apparently he had the
time of his life."

2007-10-19 18:49:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-19 18:47:55 · 2 answers · asked by Yrsdyhd D 1 in Comics & Animation

Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Everytime I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. Im scared. I think I'm going crazy."

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears."

"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor."

"I'll sleep on it," said Bubba.
Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street.

"Why didn't you ever come to see about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist.

"Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money I went and bought me a new pickup!"

"Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!"

2007-10-19 18:45:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-19 18:44:30 · 50 answers · asked by Heatherlikesleather 3 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-10-19 18:44:01 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-19 18:43:36 · 24 answers · asked by devillish gurl 1 in Celebrities

2007-10-19 18:43:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or was it just me, i think today was supposed to be reese witherspoon but they showed jessica alba

2007-10-19 18:42:31 · 13 answers · asked by ? 1 in Talk Shows

...will display my answer later ;-)

2007-10-19 18:42:26 · 33 answers · asked by *_Yve_* 3 in Celebrities

what do you like to do when it is raining outside?

2007-10-19 18:41:32 · 37 answers · asked by § § uɐʎɹ § § 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-19 18:41:30 · 30 answers · asked by hi 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-19 18:40:47 · 12 answers · asked by hi 2 in Polls & Surveys

What do you reckon are some of the greatest songs from movies. Name the Song, the artist, the movie, and what happens when the songs is playing.

For me it would be in 'Goodfellas' when the song 'Atlantis by Donovan comes on in the scene when the marfia guys are beating some guys to pulp. The song made it send shivers down my spine.

2007-10-19 18:40:07 · 6 answers · asked by Oliver 2 in Movies

2007-10-19 18:39:04 · 41 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Who are you favorite Prog Bands?
Do You Love Prog? Cause I Do!
Your favorite Prog songs?
And somebody give Me some Floyd and Yes on this one!

2007-10-19 18:38:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

2007-10-19 18:38:22 · 34 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

or should I not dare risk losing my freedom and happiness of not being stuck with a man?

2007-10-19 18:37:02 · 29 answers · asked by tin woman 5 in Polls & Surveys

Or will die from something?

2007-10-19 18:35:51 · 20 answers · asked by Darth Nihilus 5 in Polls & Surveys

but yet and still hip hop artist are always outselling any other genre of music? I mean you hear it at every sporting event, college, pro..(and you cant say the music is for the athletes because its the fans who sit there and listen to it during halftime when the teams are in the locker room) you hear it on the commercials, alot of the media use hiphop slang when reporting the news(which is wrong in my opinion)...how can the most hated genre of music be so damned marketable?

2007-10-19 18:35:48 · 25 answers · asked by INFINITE CONSCIOUSNESS 5 in Polls & Surveys

What is wrong with this lady, she is completely and totally out of her mind, personally i have no idea how she could give a homosexual orientation to a childrens book character. I dont know if it was her attempt to bolster acceptance of homosexuality in mainstream culture, but i absolutely believe it has no place in a childrens book. Who would like their seven year old child reading about a homosexual headmaster of a school? I am all for peoples rights, and am generally moderate to liberal in my views.... but i have a hard time agreeing with J.K. Rowling in her idea to say that a childrens book character is homosexual. please reply with thoughts or comments on the recent controversy.

2007-10-19 18:35:15 · 16 answers · asked by Alex D 2 in Movies

it in weeks and days like 818 weeks and 3 days

2007-10-19 18:35:10 · 12 answers · asked by Phoenix 6 in Polls & Surveys

do you sometimes go out and go to the place that's being advertised a few minutes later? I have before! lol

2007-10-19 18:33:42 · 26 answers · asked by ßỰŦŤΣЯ§! Guess who's back...for now! 6 in Polls & Surveys

I certainly feel great right now. . . . .

2007-10-19 18:31:38 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food." The panda yells back, "Hey, man, I'm a panda. Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary to panda: "A tree-climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

2007-10-19 18:31:38 · 23 answers · asked by thinkpeace 3 in Jokes & Riddles