Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him.
"No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."
Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun.
He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier. But still there is complete silence at the table.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline.
Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE F**KING DISHES"
2007-10-19 18:52:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2007-10-21 05:19:47 · answer #1 · answered by On The Hotline 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yup, have even closed the door to the kitchen so no person ought to work out them! maximum folk conceal their on a regular basis dishes in a dishwasher, once you open it, yuck it smells. My Husband used to do renovations, he as quickly as labored at a place the place that they had no cabinets for dishes. that they had 2 dishwashers and all their dishes went into them. So, some dishes have been grimy and others sparkling.
2016-10-04 05:09:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hard work put to the test...roflol:):)
Thanks for another good laugh, and smile:)
a star you have earned to.
Thanks,
Rags37:):)
2007-10-23 03:45:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute. It is amazing what a little vaseline will do!
2007-10-19 21:04:13 · answer #4 · answered by gigi 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh LOVED IT lol Thank you. That was great
2007-10-19 18:58:17 · answer #5 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol thats a good one too GREAT JOB!
2007-10-20 11:48:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
triple LOL with extra LOL on top
2007-10-19 18:59:15 · answer #7 · answered by Vampire Duck 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lawd hammercy, my husband has tears rolling down his face he is laughing so hard. he appreciates this one to the fullest. i am laughing so hard i am about to join him. fantastico.lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
2007-10-20 13:26:40 · answer #8 · answered by KARMA IS IT THOU? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that was so-so.....not as ewww as the Halloween joke you posted.
2007-10-19 18:55:43 · answer #9 · answered by The A 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol, omg, good one!
2007-10-20 01:40:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha! Good and funny!
2007-10-20 03:15:23 · answer #11 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋