Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Everytime I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. Im scared. I think I'm going crazy."
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor."
"I'll sleep on it," said Bubba.
Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street.
"Why didn't you ever come to see about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist.
"Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money I went and bought me a new pickup!"
"Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!"
2007-10-19 18:45:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha! A good one. Thanks for making me laugh this morning!
2007-10-20 03:01:57 · answer #1 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-10-20 12:58:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's why I love bartenders!!! They solve your problems and all you have to do is leave them a good tip!!! LOL
2007-10-23 14:23:17 · answer #3 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol thats a pretty good one i like it star for you my friend!
2007-10-20 18:43:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2007-10-20 01:58:38 · answer #5 · answered by Pustic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, good one
2007-10-20 08:45:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
good one
2007-10-20 06:30:14 · answer #7 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA, that's good.
2007-10-20 01:50:03 · answer #8 · answered by HopeGrace 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-10-21 12:35:34 · answer #9 · answered by On The Hotline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....
2007-10-20 02:55:47 · answer #10 · answered by -_-'' 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋