A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food." The panda yells back, "Hey, man, I'm a panda. Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary to panda: "A tree-climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
2007-10-19 18:31:38 · 23 answers · asked by thinkpeace 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
whoever asked if this is a sexual joke is obviously a perve.... Come on! NO it's not!
2007-10-19 18:47:41 · update #1
LOL that is hilarious thank you.... I needed a good laugh....LOL!!!
2007-10-19 20:00:57 · answer #1 · answered by Courtney 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its funny in its own little way. I gives it a star. Oh and pandas are my favorite animal.
2007-10-20 01:34:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
ohh! my history teacher told is that joke bc she was telling us how we should watch out when using & not using commas. funny joke though...i didnt get it at first when she told us that. my friend had to explain it to me.....i didnt know what shoots was thats why. but i get it now :D
2007-10-20 01:53:02 · answer #3 · answered by hawaiizangel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes maam ill give you a star. altho it took me a second to get : ( lol
2007-10-20 18:26:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice! I'll be giggling about that one for a while.
2007-10-20 02:53:14 · answer #5 · answered by notsonormalgrl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh lol its pretty good have a star
2007-10-20 01:34:47 · answer #6 · answered by Hello!!! 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
hehehe, very funny! Lol! a star for you. :p
2007-10-20 01:38:32 · answer #7 · answered by 2smiley4 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
funny haha
2007-10-20 01:36:38 · answer #8 · answered by doUno 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny, I like it, and you get a star. lol
2007-10-20 01:35:30 · answer #9 · answered by Sparkles 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!! thats th first time ive heard that 1!!! =]
2007-10-20 01:34:40 · answer #10 · answered by Cloey 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋