bed.He calls over his friend Hamish and says,"I have a bottle of 25-year-old whiskey under my pillow.When I'm dead do me a kindness and pour it over my grave?"Of course I will",replies Hamish,"Though I might be passing it through my kidneys first."
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Little Red Hiding Hood is walking through the woods when she sees the wolf hiding behind a bush.Playfully she slips behind him and taps him on the shoulder."My,what big eyes you have!"she says.The wolf runs off and hides behind another bush.Little Red hiding Hood follows him and tap him on the shoulder again,"My,what big nose you have!"she says.The wolf yelps and dashes off to hide behind another bush.Little Red Riding Hood sneaks up on him again,and again taps him on the shoulder."My,what big teeth you have!"she says.The wolf turns on her and shouts,"Do you mind?I'm having a c**p!"
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There me Duckies enjoy and star if you like,and please no nasies ok?xxxx
2007-10-18
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