"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies,
"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
"Son, all household appliances come in white."
2007-10-18 10:17:31 · 12 answers · asked by Tony T 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Same son tries again
"Mom why are wedding dresses white?"
"Son," She says "It's because it's the happiest day of the bride's life."
"So," He counters, "Why does the groom wear black?"
2007-10-18 10:33:09 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I liked your word play, except that people from Poland are called Polish, and therefore you may be granted permission to call the people from Holland- Hollandish (which is a yummy sauce). Also, adultery has no relation to Infancy, too bad there ain't no such thing as adultcy. Lastly, I am the 1 who enjoys the diarrhea joke the most. Keep on sending :-)
2016-05-23 11:29:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke Tony, but have to say quatt47 hits the mark with me anyway but get a *
2007-10-18 10:35:11 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-18 16:56:39 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha that is soooo funni lolz
2007-10-18 10:35:14 · answer #5 · answered by *Mяz.ωαу* 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i like quatt47 joke better
2007-10-18 14:49:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ooohhhh that was bad but very funny
2007-10-18 11:15:19 · answer #7 · answered by Lovely 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
loool funny
2007-10-18 10:22:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's naughty !is that why women have small feet,so they can get closer to the sink........
2007-10-18 10:23:51 · answer #9 · answered by harveymycat 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
true very true.lol
2007-10-18 10:22:22 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋