bed.He calls over his friend Hamish and says,"I have a bottle of 25-year-old whiskey under my pillow.When I'm dead do me a kindness and pour it over my grave?"Of course I will",replies Hamish,"Though I might be passing it through my kidneys first."
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Little Red Hiding Hood is walking through the woods when she sees the wolf hiding behind a bush.Playfully she slips behind him and taps him on the shoulder."My,what big eyes you have!"she says.The wolf runs off and hides behind another bush.Little Red hiding Hood follows him and tap him on the shoulder again,"My,what big nose you have!"she says.The wolf yelps and dashes off to hide behind another bush.Little Red Riding Hood sneaks up on him again,and again taps him on the shoulder."My,what big teeth you have!"she says.The wolf turns on her and shouts,"Do you mind?I'm having a c**p!"
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There me Duckies enjoy and star if you like,and please no nasies ok?xxxx
2007-10-18 10:26:24 · 9 answers · asked by Wonderstar 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
loved them as usual your a wee jem.
did you hear bout how copper wire was invented???
it was two scots men fighting over a penny.......
2007-10-18 23:24:41 · answer #1 · answered by richy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent ones Wonderstar.!!!
10/10 for making me laugh.!!!
Cheers Lady and Saturday the Bokke win the World Cup.!!!
Go Springboks.!!!
2007-10-19 03:11:08 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I enjoyed the jokes,including the joke from Richy about copper wire.
2007-10-19 08:34:54 · answer #3 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haahhaahaahahahah!!! Brilliant jokes,,,definitely having them....where do u get them all from?... Hahahahahahah!! Do u mind if I lend them for a while my lovexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx?
2007-10-18 18:19:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-10-18 17:31:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved the scots jok or was it jock
great gags thanks for the laugh
want a tip
don'ask a scotsman
2007-10-18 17:30:51 · answer #6 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent as usual, made me laugh...have a star...Toe.
2007-10-19 12:37:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO very good
2007-10-18 17:32:12 · answer #8 · answered by golden 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh what a big A*** you have
2007-10-18 17:33:12 · answer #9 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋