What is the funniest joke you know?

Question

It can either be prudish or rude-ish! hehe. I dont mind but here's one that's at the top of my head:

A man jumps out of the bush stark naked in front of three old women.
The first one had a stroke.
The second one had a stroke.
The third one couldn't reach.

Answer 1

My wife and I agreed we would always talk to each other after sex. Last night she called me from a motel room.

I told the doctor I was interested in a vasectomy, He said "With your face you don't need one".

I was so ugly when I was a kid my parents would draw straws to see who had to kiss me goodnight.

Answer 2

Two nuns walking through the woods. A naked man jumps out from behind a tree and shouts "Hokus Pokus."

Says one of the nuns "Never mind about the Hokus!"

Answer 3

Ok Ok so I am in no way a hater but I do enjoy a good joke...so here ya go

Have ya heard about the the gay midget???

He just came out of the cupboard.

lol

Answer 4

A Tongan man gets citizenship to the US and decides he's going to thank the first American he sees.

He gets off the plane and goes up to the first man he sees, "thank you so much for letting me come to your country." The man replies, "I'm not American, I'm Korean".

He goes up to the next man he sees, "thank you so much for letting me come to your country." The second man replies, "I'm not American, I'm Mexican."

Confused, the man walks up to a Canadian man. "Where are all the American's?" The Chinese man looks at his watch and shrugs, "I don't know, probably at work."

Answer 5

What does a gay horse eat???



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(waiving hand and rolling head)