Entertainment & Music - 17 October 2007

waggle a wig?

2007-10-17 03:57:34 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

- You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change.

- Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.

- The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.

- When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.

- The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.

- You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."

- No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.

- You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.

- All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.

2007-10-17 03:56:49 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-17 03:56:05 · 51 answers · asked by Pompal 7 in Polls & Surveys

lol....

2007-10-17 03:55:56 · 23 answers · asked by tasha l 5 in Polls & Surveys

One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news", God said.

Adam looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good news first."

Smiling, God explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and have intelligent conversations with Eve.

The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?" God looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time."

2007-10-17 03:55:48 · 33 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Pittsburgh PA! If so, are you a steelers fan?

2007-10-17 03:55:23 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have to make a prsentation for my college magazine.. and that includes writing about the whole process right from collecting articles to publishing the magazine!
Please help!

2007-10-17 03:55:01 · 1 answers · asked by SONAM R 1 in Magazines

Paddy the farmer was shocked to learn that the cows on his farm had bluetongue... "Bejaysus" he was heard telling the minisrty vets." I did'nt even know they had mobile phones!!"

2007-10-17 03:53:07 · 12 answers · asked by richy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

both say 'I love you'

2007-10-17 03:52:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I dont cheepo's

2007-10-17 03:51:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I went in to my local credit union to assist my teenage son in opening a savings account. They asked if he would like to open a checking account, too. Of course, I would be ultimately responsible for any checks, overdraft fees, etc. while he learning the in's and out's of managing his money. I wasn't aware that they were making this available to children - what's your take on it. Is it a good idea or not?

2007-10-17 03:51:42 · 23 answers · asked by Gatekeeper 4 in Polls & Surveys

...who can't smell?

2007-10-17 03:51:31 · 12 answers · asked by nolongerhere 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-17 03:51:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

has it already please tell me please

2007-10-17 03:51:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

...what Taste would that be?

2007-10-17 03:49:33 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

its a girl, witch names best,,, BAILIE OR LACIE...THANK YALL

2007-10-17 03:49:26 · 37 answers · asked by jimmiejet 6 in Polls & Surveys

Ok soo it sounds pretty crazy I know.. but i wanna confirm this. I havent watched all the episodes of The OC, but i read online that Frank Atwood(Ryanz dad) and Julie Cooper(Marissa's mom) have a baby... is this true? and if it is then wouldnt that make Ryan and Marissa(if she was still alive) half siblingz??Please someone confirm !! Thnx in advance =)

2007-10-17 03:48:50 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Television

do anything for you on your birthday??

2007-10-17 03:47:26 · 20 answers · asked by Niffer 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-17 03:47:00 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If tracking cookies are supposed to help businesses target potential customers--how come I keep getting stuff asking me to refinance the house I don't have, sell the time share I don't have and get lower insurance rates on the car I don't have? Oh, and to join Christian Singles Groups? (Eee-yewww!)

If it really is the Final Notice Regarding My Walgreen's Shipment, and mind you, I never placed an order with them--how come I get another one the next day?

So, these rich relatives I never knew I had keep dying in Africa and their lawyers always write to tell me I'm the sole heir. Didn't they know about each other?

2007-10-17 03:46:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And tell me why........

2007-10-17 03:44:30 · 10 answers · asked by LondonFalls 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-17 03:44:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-17 03:43:07 · 11 answers · asked by LEMON the good life 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-17 03:42:48 · 66 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What a dumb move! She should have just given the dog to the family that wants it... And that show of emotion? How can an animal shelter have that much Nazi-like control over the situation?
I'm eating a dog for lunch in protest.

2007-10-17 03:41:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-10-17 03:40:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-17 03:40:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...or nothing to do?

2007-10-17 03:39:02 · 8 answers · asked by nolongerhere 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-17 03:38:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-17 03:38:26 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys