One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news", God said.
Adam looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good news first."
Smiling, God explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and have intelligent conversations with Eve.
The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?" God looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time."
2007-10-17 03:55:48 · 33 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good thing you guys don't use the big head very often!! ..........Had to be said!! lol
2007-10-17 05:10:14 · answer #1 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i think of Earth got here into style over 4 billion years in the past while all planets in our photograph voltaic device have been forming for the 1st time and installation their orbits and cooling off. finally the Earth grew to become into suited for human existence, yet that would desire to no longer have been till hundreds of thousands of greater years later because of the fact the Earth took an exceedingly long term to cool down, strengthen the prevalent existence varieties or perhaps after the Dinosaur died. God might have located Adam on the earth sometime approximately perhaps 4 or greater thousand years in the past while there have been adequate human beings already stepped forward on the earth because of the fact while Adam and Eve have been thrown out of Eden alongside the Tigris and Euphretes rivers the place Adam and Eve committed the unique sin, able close to the place Iraq now's placed, there had to be different human beings on the earth to make certain that Adam and Eve to have relatives with and create a inhabitants of human beings who have been section divine, from Adam and Eve and section primeval. So by skill of now you may desire to ask this question, am I a descendant of Adm or Eve or their households or am I a human who's in basic terms of the primeval human beings that stepped forward clearly from the Earth on their own? or am I slightly of the two?
2016-10-12 22:55:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Magic Jim, but the girls will have a field day with that one
2007-10-17 04:19:37 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hiya puggy in disguise x thats a good one jim x keep them coming x big smiles x
2007-10-17 08:09:46 · answer #4 · answered by orac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha star 4 u!
2007-10-17 04:01:20 · answer #5 · answered by ღ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very true about the man, no man can do two things at once its impossible!! have a star!! lol (only joking)
2007-10-17 05:19:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh and we all know which one he used it for lol - A man with a brain -- as if lol Star for you Jim x
2007-10-17 11:24:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, now aint that the truth, pmsl hun
have a star
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2007-10-17 05:12:59 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha I always thought that they were the same thing on a man!!
:-)))
2007-10-17 05:08:04 · answer #9 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like have a star.
2007-10-17 04:17:25 · answer #10 · answered by mica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋