3 Questions About E-Mail That Weren't Worth 5 point each to ask?

Question

If tracking cookies are supposed to help businesses target potential customers--how come I keep getting stuff asking me to refinance the house I don't have, sell the time share I don't have and get lower insurance rates on the car I don't have? Oh, and to join Christian Singles Groups? (Eee-yewww!)

If it really is the Final Notice Regarding My Walgreen's Shipment, and mind you, I never placed an order with them--how come I get another one the next day?

So, these rich relatives I never knew I had keep dying in Africa and their lawyers always write to tell me I'm the sole heir. Didn't they know about each other?

Answer 1

MP ... what you failed to account for is the fact that inherently computers .... like in the Matrix, ultimately shape our lives..... Simply put the e-mails were just sent to you toooo early.

Even now a house is being fabricated along with the means for you to afford the down payment .... wait a sec.... this just in .... it will be a house in the seven figure range, with the sexy luxury cars to match.

You will further find that within a few degrees of separation we are all related and those rich South African relatives were really rich.

Receiving all of this at once causes you to change your view of life and rediscover your spirituality & you join that Christian Singles group to find your soulmate....... and out of sheer convenience you transfer your prescriptions to the local Walgreen thats down the mountain from your estate.

The cookies are not only tasty but they are also never wrong.

Answer 2

Question 1... OK, so the "cookie" factory is a few ladyfingers short of a tira misu. So, now what? Complaining won't get us anywhere. I know. I've tried. So, here's the deal. Maybe, we can team up here... pool our resources, so to speak... and come up with an eqitable plan. For instance.... if you're not planning to use that "Breast Enhancement" that Raji claims is yours.... I can offer you 2 Vinyl Windows, 1 Viagra and a Penis Enlargement for it. Um.... not to insinuate that, by any means, you need any of these, either.... I just thought they would make a nice offering at one of your Chrstian Singles thingys.... Maybe some nice vinyl windows will help them see the world more clearly.... and the other two items.... well, enough said - if you catch my drift.

Question 2. Once again, there's no point complaining. Simply, reply to your "next" final notice with a short email explaining that the shipment was way late of the promised overnight delivery.... that you no longer have any use for the item.... and you would like a full refund.... or, at very least, store credit. Then, watch them whack out. Should be interesting...

Question 3. Wow! This is incredible. What a coincidence.... MY rich relatives also died there recently. Do you think there's any connection? Maybe we're RELATED, Mad. Or, maybe YOUR rich relatives and MY rich relatives were friends... and, one day, while they were on Safari together....... OH, how sad! Anyway, if you caught the lawyer's name.... we may be able to get a group rate on collecting this inheritance. Naw....forget it. Key word here is lawyer, I think.

*Note to Ronatnyu.... Are you using that same telepathy to squeeze your answers in just ahead of mine today? Geez, I already gave you my word that I wouldn't mention the gaffiti on the Ladies' Room wall. What more can I say? You just don't trust me. Do ya?

Answer 3

1) They will just tell you how big your baby is and how far along you are 2) I have three children, and they were right every time! 3) I had really bad contractions before my water broke, so you do get some sort of warning :) 4) Breast feeding is always better. I bottle fed all my kids though and they are fine. Its up to you. Your the mom, its your decision 5) You can buy announcements to send out in the mail, plus the cost of postage, or they have cute ones you can email for free 6) Its totally normal to gain that much weight at that point. On average a women gains 30 to 40 pounds 7) You will start to feel a little better. The first part you feel sick, but the next part, you start to feel more normal again. 8) Some women love it, some hate it. Maybe your feelings will change. I always felt a little better after the first trimester. Good luck! Hope this helps you out a little. Congrats!

Answer 4

Well, I'd have to say if the insurance rates are a deal, go for it, even if you don'thave a car, who knows, someone could give you one, or you could steal one, then you'll be all set. As far as Christian singles groups, what the heck, you might meet some interesting neo con.

What the heck, if Walgreen's wants to give you something, take it. Anything free and you didn't order it, it's yours. Heck, it might be some good narcotics.

Lawyers don't have any idea what they are talking about.

Answer 5

1. You're getting MY e-mail and I think I'm getting yours. Are you the one that needs breast enhancement, a free pregnancy test and toenail fungus treament?

2. They're for different orders that you didn't place and at different Walgreens as well.

3. Of course they knew each other, why do you think they're all dead? Silly boy.

BB,
Raji the Green Witch

Answer 6

Madpol you always make my day with your questions that weren;t worth 5 points,thanks for always sharing Peachie 1

Answer 7

Oooh, good ones, pal, good ones.

How about the spams for ED, who have they been talking to? Not that I have a problem in that area. LOL

How about the Tarot card reader that went out of business? I mean, didn't she know?

Answer 8

i'm still in learning about it's , so , as to know , of whats was it's all abouts.

Answer 9

that is a very good question that i would like the answer too as well

Answer 10

LMAO....and I thought MY life was complicated.