- You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change.
- Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.
- The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.
- When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
- The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.
- You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."
- No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.
- You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.
- All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.
2007-10-17 03:56:49 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! Loved the joke! I´m your newest fan!LOL!
2007-10-17 09:59:14 · answer #1 · answered by Bracefacecutie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, when there are no seats in the plane, well, it is a "no frills" airline. When you are not allowed to carry on luggage, When you must carry your pet on the plane, When the only oxygen allowed is what the plane leaves with, When there are no windows, When the runway is only twice as long as the plane, When there is no copilot, or worse, a copilot and no pilot, When there is no stewardess, That is all I have for now.
2016-05-23 04:01:28 · answer #2 · answered by vonda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the landing gear doors open you are instructed to stick out your feet and start running
2007-10-17 04:29:48 · answer #3 · answered by imezru2 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You must be talking about SouthWest Airlines!
2007-10-18 15:39:26 · answer #4 · answered by The Unconventional Desert Rat II 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...ha ha ha ...loved it and also, the airlines official name is:
The Grace L Fergeson Airline and Storm Door Company
2007-10-17 04:26:03 · answer #5 · answered by EvelynMine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I'd rather be on a Falcon 7EX
I Cr 13;8a
2007-10-17 07:50:50 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had all kinds of funnies ready to tell, and then I saw yours.I love it.
2007-10-17 04:07:14 · answer #7 · answered by don_steele54 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You don't know until they charge an arm and a leg!
2007-10-17 09:43:23 · answer #8 · answered by SNAKEDOG 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Indeed that was cool.
2007-10-17 04:05:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice, very nice!
2007-10-17 04:02:10 · answer #10 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋