Entertainment & Music - 16 October 2007

There were three elderly ladies sitting around talking…………………………………..One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."
The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."
The third one responded, "Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem; knock on wood," she raps her knuckles on the table, then says, "That must be the door, I'll get it."

2007-10-16 21:54:51 · 5 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

with tears running down my face. What would you do?

2007-10-16 21:54:47 · 43 answers · asked by TOO HOT 4 in Polls & Surveys

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly ... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman
saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married. "
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own ****** blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.

2007-10-16 21:54:10 · 9 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-16 21:53:55 · 12 answers · asked by D.W 6 in Other - Music

everyone except ya skunts who h8 me yay!!!

2007-10-16 21:53:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 21:53:13 · 20 answers · asked by ßỰŦŤΣЯ§! Guess who's back...for now! 6 in Polls & Surveys

A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma
> for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast
> instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh. The
> man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and
>
> suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is
> any reaction. The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this
> brings a moan. From this, the doctor suggests that the man should
> go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a
> personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed. The man
> goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and
> tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happened--
>
to which the man replies:
"She choked."

2007-10-16 21:52:15 · 8 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Any Idea?

2007-10-16 21:50:00 · 10 answers · asked by jake n 1 in Polls & Surveys

Well......spill it out.

2007-10-16 21:49:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 21:49:11 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you have children do you tell them?

2007-10-16 21:48:58 · 42 answers · asked by ͏҉ ßõhrçmrïñsÿ★ 6 in Polls & Surveys

i hope so, this is one of the worst days of my 2007!!
}}hugs{{

2007-10-16 21:48:41 · 69 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 21:47:13 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The plot was a good idea, feasible too..but the ending wasn't up to expectations....if there was a choice of endings, what would you like to have seen?

2007-10-16 21:46:57 · 4 answers · asked by ~☆ Petit ♥ Chou ☆~ 7 in Movies

2007-10-16 21:45:48 · 17 answers · asked by Marinella Melinda 2 in Polls & Surveys

I think she may be bringing down the ratings -- she looks and seems uncomfortable. If this a good fit?

2007-10-16 21:43:32 · 5 answers · asked by alexgirl 2 in Celebrities

2007-10-16 21:43:32 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 21:39:40 · 26 answers · asked by      7 in Polls & Surveys

I think the Y!A team deserves a big hug and a few kisses! THANK YOU Y!A

2007-10-16 21:36:24 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

technically today...since is past mid night?

2007-10-16 21:35:14 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 21:34:34 · 25 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

I am going to a music rehearsal tonight and need some distractions to make it interesting....

2007-10-16 21:32:11 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

with Judas Rabbi? I got 3 (THREE!) violation notices for flirting with him and for telling him that I love him?

2007-10-16 21:31:37 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

least expect one? [ or maybe not]! http://moscow.craigslist.org/w4m/440140944.html

2007-10-16 21:30:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

- what is your desired position?

2007-10-16 21:29:31 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 21:27:46 · 29 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

I just saw the Movie The Night Listener Movie
was Robin Williams gay in the movie
because at the end he kissed with the guy at the restaurant.

2007-10-16 21:27:27 · 5 answers · asked by daddybearfan2 1 in Movies

2007-10-16 21:26:47 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If 1 day you were standing @ work & were told you'd NEVER get to go home again, but they'd go & get 3 things from your home to keep with you what would they be & why?

Mine'd be:
My full length Leather Jacket
The photo i have of my Mum in it's frame,
My flatmate.

Why?
Cos it's the most expensive thing I own & when all the clothes I'm wearing wear out it'd keep me decent,
Cos I miss her like crazy & it helps me feel closer to her (also has £200 in the frame)
OBVIOUS!!!!!

2007-10-16 21:25:25 · 24 answers · asked by Bubbly Blonde 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 21:23:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Talk Shows